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This Day In History: March 5, 1770 CE
On which British Redcoats fire into a mob of colonial yahoos, slaying five. The incident, later known in America as the Boston Massacre, drives a further wedge in the growing schism between the colonists and the mother country, which in … Continue reading
Worst. Lifeguards. Ever.
By Smaktakula There is something uniquely cathartic in the stories of those knuckle-dragging subhumans whose idiocy staggers belief, allowing us to bask in the knowledge that no matter how wretched we are or bereft entirely of common sense, there’s someone … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Stupidity
Tagged bloated floater, blueberry Thai, Brown Trout!, cannabis, death by drowning, Deliverance, dope, Fall River, grass, hemp, lifeguards, Marie Joseph, marijuana, Massachusetts, police, pot, Sean Connery, stoners, stupid people, sweet sweet cheeba, weed, Why am I so stupid?, you got a real purty mouth
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This Day In History: July 19, 1969 CE
On which Edward Moore Kennedy drowns his sorrows, then pays her parents $90K to put the distasteful and unfortunate affair behind him. At Least We Can All Agree That He Was No Skakel.
Posted in Crime, History, Mythology, National Events, National Politics, People, Politics, Relationships, Scandal
Tagged 1969, Camelot, champion of women's rights, Chappaquiddick Island, Dead Kennedys, Edward Moore Kennedy, July 19, Kennedy curse, Kennedy legacy, Lion of the Senate, Martha's Vinyard, Mary Jo Kopechne, Massachusetts, Michael Skakel, Senator Kennedy, Ted Kennedy, Teddy Kennedy, this day in history
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AP Writer Claims Republicans In a Tizzy Over RINO Scott Brown
A possible Republitizzy. According to Glen Johnson of the AP, the Republican faithful have branded Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown a ‘Benedict’ after voting with the Democrats on a recent jobs bill. Much ado about nothing, I suspect. I haven’t seen … Continue reading
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Tagged Abraham Lincoln, AP, Benedict, big government, Christian ideology, Christian policy, Democrats, Drudge Report, Glen Johnson, jobs bill, Know-Nothing Party, Massachusetts, personal liberty, Republican in name only, Republicans, republitizzy, RINO, Ronald Reagan, Scott Brown, small government, Theodore Roosevelt, Washington Post, Whig Party
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