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Vicious Mauling Leaves ‘Sesame Street’ Cast Member In Critical Condition
By Smaktakula Children’s television star Abigail “Abby” Cadabby is in critical condition tonight following an on-set mauling. A featured player on PBS’ Sesame Street, Cadabby is expected to survive the attack, but the future of her career remains up in the air, as do her … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, General Foolishness, Hollywood, Humor, People, Relationships, Satire, Scandal, Television
Tagged Abby Cadabby, Baby Bear, Children's Television Workshop, I love to count!, lisping retard, mauling, Omle, Pat Robertson, PBS, PETA, Sesame Street, speech impediment, violent celebrities
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