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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Memorial Day Edition
By Tardsie I have never served in the military. Although not a fan of America’s military adventurism over the past half-century, my failure to enlist has less to do with any ideological convictions than with the unfortunate but inescapable fact … Continue reading
Happy Memorial Day Or Labor Day Or Whatever It Is
By Smaktakula A day set aside to honor America’s fallen warriors or her tireless and honest workers–we have a real hard time remembering which, as we have never been either a solider or gainfully employed for more than a three-month … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History, News, Stupidity
Tagged Buy stuff!, Labor Day, Memorial Day, true meanings of holidays, we're work-shy
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Happy Memorial Day!
By Tardsie On which some grilled and others shopped.
Remember America’s Fallen By Making A Purchase
By Smaktakula It has become easy to think of Memorial Day as simply a time to squeeze in that last vacation before summer comes to an abrupt and aching end, an excuse to drive somewhere and there to cook a piece of meat, … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, General Foolishness, History, Holiday, Mythology, National Events, North America
Tagged $$$, America's fallen, Blame Arturo!, capitalism, end of summer, Labor Day, Mammon, Memorial Day, merchandise, sacrifice, shining city on a hill, some gave all, stars & stripes, summer sales, the terrorists win, true meanings of holidays, United States of America
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