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Is Your Child Predisposed To Methamphetamine?
By Smaktakula If this is your high school senior portrait, then yes, he is:
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
Tagged bad parents, crank, drugs, meth, methamphetamine, poor judgement, white trash, you got a real purty mouth
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Career Opportunities: Carny
A carny is free to pursue his own dreams, be they the simple aspiration to drink turpentine until the onset of blindness, or more dramatic expressions of individuality, such as marrying a she-goat. The carnival doesn’t judge. Continue reading
Fresno: Looking Past All The Suck
By Smaktakula Fresno, California is a powerfully forgettable city. Squatting like an infected zit in the center of California’s San Joaquin Valley (itself labelled a ‘New Appalachia’ by The Economist), Fresno is an embarrassing relation to California’s first-class cities: Los Angeles, San … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Stupidity
Tagged Baseball, California, Central Valley, drugs, Enid, Fresno, If I forget thee T-Town, impoverished first-world hellhole, Los Angeles, methamphetamine, New Appalachia, Oklahoma, places that suck, San Diego, San Francisco, San Joaquin Valley, San Jose, Smaktakula's hatred of the San Francisco Giants, Tacoma, Washington, Why am I so stupid?
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Meth For Dummies/Crack In The Cracks
By Smaktakula Although potentially-legalized marijuana is the greatest crisis facing contemporary society, it is by no means the only drug insidiously devouring a generation. Below, we present a brace of cautionary tales which illuminate the true horrors and depredations of … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, News, Stupidity
Tagged America on drugs, cocaine, crack, crack pipe, crystal, dope, drug epidemic, drugs, faces of meth, glass teat, grass, hemp, ice, marijuana, meth, methamphetamine, pot, reefer, rock, sweet sweet cheeba, Walmart, weed, Why am I so stupid?
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LiLo’s Got The Meth Mouth
By Smaktakula True? False? That’s what the gossip sites are reporting, anyway. More accurately, they’re claiming that the self-destructing former starlet and Flower of American Skankhood has a mouth full of rotting teeth, from which Promethean Times irresponsibly infers that … Continue reading
True Facts: To Be Danish Is To Dip
By Smaktakula Most people associate smokeless tobacco, or ‘dip,’ with inbred American hillbillies. While it is true that dip competes with methamphetamine and Mike’s Hard Lemonade for dominance in the American yokel market, it is even more beloved in other … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History, Stupidity
Tagged chaw, chew, Copenhagen, Danes, Denmark, dip, don't hate us because we're ignorant, filthy habits, hillbillies, methamphetamine, Mike's Hard Lemonade, outright lies, Scandinavians do enjoy a tobacco product called 'Snus', Silkeborg, Skål, Skoal, smokeless tobacco, snuff, you got a real purty mouth
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Beautiful Spam II: I Am Because Effective Like A Train Engine
By Smaktakula and Others The feedback we receive from readers is always a treat. Whether they’re gently reminding us of a difference in opinion or cheerfully describing the fates of our hell-bound souls, they always give us something to think … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged Bryan Adams, Canadians, Celine Dion, feedback, French-speaking peoples, methamphetamine, spam, spammers
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Trucker Bombs: The Highway’s Hidden Threat
By Smaktakula At first glance, there is much to envy in the life of the long-haul trucker. While his contemporaries toil away their lives in antiseptic cubes which vary only in size and color, the trucker remains free, a servant … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged Alabama, Aurora Peterbiltalis, bathtub crank, black coffee, drugs, golden grenades of ammoniac horror, highways, Honeybucket, IEDs, Improvised Explosive Devices, interstates, long-haul trucking, methamphetamine, Over The Top, PISS, piss boys, Sylvester Stallone, teamsters, the reek of the homeless, the Yellow Kid, theocratic cultural backwaters, trucker bombs, truckers, truckstop whores, United States of America, urination, urine, Utah, West Virginia
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