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Headlines: 07.23.12
By Smaktakula In which we’re presumptuous enough to opine on the day’s headlines, but too damn lazy to read the articles. *** 8 Things You Didn’t Know About Restless Legs Syndrome ~ One of them is that it’s not a real … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged Arkansas, California, cannabis, cat ladies, death by automobile, Detroit, dope, drunken Irishmen, drunken Native Americans, fat people, fun with stereotypes, Hamas, headlines, hemp, Holocaust, ignorance--it's what we do, Islam, Israel, lame sports, legalize it, marijuana, medical marijuana, Michigan, Miss Holocaust, News of the Duh, Nobel Peace Prize, Penn State, phony diseases, skanks, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Smaktakula's hatred of clowns, sweet sweet cheeba, the navy's pretty gay already, the reefer, US Navy, weed, Why am I so fat?
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Flint, Michigan: A Great Place To Be Raped And Killed
By Smaktakula It’s easy to feel sorry for Flint, Michigan. The decline of the American Auto industry has hit the decaying rust belt hellhole harder than most cities, and the town that gave us Michael Moore, Sandra Bernhard and Grand … Continue reading
Sex: Still Dirty. Still Wrong.
By Smaktakula All too often sexual revisionists claim that the sex act is natural and beautiful, and that moreover, there is nothing filthy, disgusting or iniquitous in two human beings rutting like wild turkeys. Such advice is not only scurrilously … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, News, Stupidity
Tagged Adlai Stevenson III, Andrew Morche, beast with two backs, cannot be unseen, crimes against nature, DIVA 145, Farmington, indecent exposure, intercourse, Katy Perry, Luigi's Pizza Parlor, Michigan, old people, Rita Daniels, sex, sex with old people, Tim Adams, WWII, you got a real purty mouth
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Charlie Sheen Downgraded From ‘Douchebag’ Status In Light Of Illness
By Smaktakula After lengthy consultations with prominent physicians, lawyers and spiritual advisors, Promethean Times has agreed to conditionally rescind Charlie Sheen’s douchebag status. The doomed former television personality’s obvious mental illness likely indicates a complete lack of control over his … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Music, Stupidity
Tagged batshit crazy, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen is a drugged-out wifebeater, Charlie Sheen is batshit crazy, Charlie Sheen Will Never Escape The Brat Pack's Terrible Event Horizon, Chicago, death by Special Fred, Detroit, douchebaggery, dweebs, geeks, Illinois, LARPers, mental illness, mental illness is not funny, Michigan, My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Death is Not an Option, nerds, Special Fred, Special Olympics, the Warlock, trainwrecks, winning
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Make-Believe Vigilante To Rejuvenate Motor City
By Smaktakula Imagine a wasted and broken city, a great grey expanse of steel and concrete canyons, silent save for the echoing lamentation of pigeons and the constant scurrying rustle of the vermin who remain always just out of sight, … Continue reading
Posted in Cinema, Crime, Culture, News, Stupidity
Tagged Detroit, Farmington Hills, fascism, Grosse Pointe, Ju Ju, Michigan, Motor City, Motown, Motown Sound, Olympics, places that suck, police, RoboCop, statue, urban blight
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