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Help Find Corey’s Jacket!

Posted on March 25, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Times have been tough for Corey Feldman. In 2009, Susie Sprague, the actor’s second wife, filed for divorce, seeking custody of their son, the ridiculously-named Zen Feldman. Last year he was rocked by the death of his long-time … Continue reading →

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Posted in Celebrity, Cinema, Crime, News | Tagged Corey Feldman, Corey Haim, Corey's jacket, Dream a Little Dream, Fel-Dog, Haimster, House of Blues, Michael Lohan, MiLo, Steel Panther, Super-Villain Team Up, Susie Sprague, The Two Coreys, Zen Scott Feldman | 4 Comments

Headlines 03.25.11

Posted on March 25, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula and Various Editors In which we sound off on the headlines, without bothering to read the articles. Single, Female, Mormon, Alone~That could not be any sexier. Suspect Confesses to Murdering Pakistani Politician~When you’re interrogated by the Pakistani ISI, … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged Arkansas, atomic bomb, Billy Ray Cyrus, Elizabeth Taylor, headlines, incest, Inter-Services Intelligence, Libya, LiLo, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan, MiLo, Mormons, Muammar al-Gaddafi, Pakistan, San Francisco, sodomy, stars of yesteryear, Sting, Whoopi Goldberg | Leave a comment

Michael Lohan: Bad Father, Even Badder Boyfriend

Posted on March 23, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula It’s hard to find many people who pity slimy CelebriMom Dina Lohan, but Kate Major can now count herself among that select few. Until just a few days ago, Major shared a bed with Lohan’s troubled ex-husband, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Crime, News, Stupidity | Tagged bad parents, Celebrity Rehab, cradle robbers, Dina Lohan, Dino Flintstone, domestic violence, famous for nothing, gold digger, Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael Lohan, Michael Lohan is a turd with eyes, MiLo, untalented stars | Leave a comment

Promethean Times’ 2010 Person Of The Year: Us

Posted on December 31, 2010 by tardsie

By Promethean Times Conventional wisdom warns that TIME‘s annual Person of the Year award is so iconic as to render superfluous any imitations. However, as it has so many times before, Promethean Times eschews the expected by boldly forging a … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Cinema, Crime, Culture, History, News, Politics, Religion, Sport | Tagged 'Lil Kim, 2010, 2011, Abner Doubleday should sue the hell out of the guy who 'invented' cricket, Africa, American soldiers, Axis of Evil, Barack Obama, bellicose shenanigans, Bernie Madoff, BP, Bradley Manning, Bush the intellectuable, Chief Executive, comical despots, Conan O'Brien, congress, conventional wisdom, copyright infringement, corporate douchebaggery, cricket, Democratic Party, effete Mac users, Elizabeth Edwards, Face & Boobs man, feel-good policies, figurative fellatio, Franklin Pierce, Fugeeman, games foreigners play, genocide, George W. Bush, GOP, Haiti, Haitian Crisis, Haitian Earthquake, Hitler of Major League Baseball, How very original!, hucksterism, impoverished third-world hellhole, Iran, Jay Leno, John Edwards, Julian Assange, Kim Jong-il is batshit crazy, leeches, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is batshit crazy, Martha Stewart Living, Michael Lohan, MiLo, Miss You Mom, modern classics, Mood the Dude, mullets, Nanci Pelosi, nanny state, North Korea, Osama bin Laden, Osama's crazed legions, Pat Robertson, Pat Robertson is batshit crazy, People Magazine, personal magnetism, Pierce was known more for drink than for effective leadership, poor Elizabeth Edwards--she was so brave and she suffered so much, popular culture, President Bush, President Obama, Promethean Times, Promethean Times' Person of the Year, religious right, Republican Party, retcons, rumor has it that the vote for Person of the Year was fixed, San Francisco Giants, San Mateo, Sarah Palin, Smaktakula's hatred of the San Francisco Giants, special-needs children, Spiro Agnew, Sports Illustrated, step your game up, Steve Jobs, Tea Party, terrifying Campfire Girl, Texas Rangers, the canonization of St. Elizabeth, the cult-like devotion accorded to Steve Jobs by effete Mac users, the Devil, the impotence of the UN, the increasing irrelevance of TIME, the UN's maddening inaction in the face of genocide, theogeologist, Tim Lincecum, Time, TIME allows pedestrian intellects to believe they are otherwise, TIME's Person of the Year, Tony Hayward, tradition, Transformers I and II, treachery, UN, United Nations, United States of America, WikiLeaks, Wyclef Jean, yes theogeologist is another coinage but like grammaverick you've gotta admit it kicks ass | Leave a comment

Fan Mail From MiLo

Posted on November 1, 2010 by Smaktakula

Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s parasitic dad, loves Promethean Times! Well, ALL RIGHT! Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Culture | Tagged anti-catholic, anti-poor, bad parents, Biblical scholars, famous for nothing, Jon Gosselin, left-wing, Lindsay Lohan's father, Massengill disposable douche, Michael Lohan, Michael Lohan is a turd with eyes, MiLo, Octomom, parasites, Periplaneta lohanis, right-wing, stupid people, thin-skinned | 2 Comments

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