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Headlines 03.06.12
By Smaktakula In which we opine upon the headlines of the day without first reading the articles. *** Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine backs Rick Santorum ~ See Kids? A bacchanalian life of drug-fueled debauchery is not without its consequences. Although the pernicious effects of addiction … Continue reading →
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Profiles In Dignity
By Tardsie “Someone showed me a picture and I just laughed Dignity never been photographed” Bob Dylan *** In 1965, songwriters Hal David and Burt Bacharach opined that love was ‘the only thing that there’s too little of.’ As any … Continue reading →
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