Tag Archives: Mormons

Headlines: 09.17.12

Posted on September 17, 2012 by

By Smaktakula As the news articles of the day are so replete with unfamiliar words and challenging concepts, we’re happy simply to comment on the headlines. *** Carrying these babies for my brother ~ Is considered taboo outside of Appalachia. Gulag Reform: … Continue reading →

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Punching-Bag Faiths Make Bid For ‘Real Religion’ Status

Posted on June 7, 2012 by

Originally Posted 01.03.12 By Smaktakula It’s no secret that joking about religion can be a dicey prospect. While it may occasionally still be safe to joke about baby-buggering bishops outside the earshot of any nearby papists (which means refraining from … Continue reading →

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The Candybomber: Weapons Of Mass Delight

Posted on March 1, 2012 by

By Smaktakula Typically the characters to be found skulking through the pages of Promethean Times are a dark and sorry lot of maladjusted degenerates, ne’er-do-wells and comical third-world despots. And yet, history sometimes offers those examples of human endeavor which are not … Continue reading →

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Democratic Strategists Hard At Work To Uncover More Code Words For ‘Black’

Posted on December 2, 2011 by

By Smaktakula In 2008, Barack Obama’s supporters did something previously unseen in American presidential politics–they made race an issue in the election.  Recognizing that America’s long-standing racial guilt could easily be played upon, supporters of the then-presidential candidate were quick to … Continue reading →

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Headlines 03.25.11

Posted on March 25, 2011 by

By Smaktakula and Various Editors In which we sound off on the headlines, without bothering to read the articles. Single, Female, Mormon, Alone~That could not be any sexier. Suspect Confesses to Murdering Pakistani Politician~When you’re interrogated by the Pakistani ISI, … Continue reading →

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Suck It, Jackpot!

Posted on June 3, 2010 by

By Smaktakula We haven’t forgotten. Here’s another haiku for you: Jackpot, Nevada You suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck so bad. Don’t act so surprised.  We’ve made no bones about our tendency to go all ad hominem from time to time.

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