Tag Archives: morons

Headlines: 09.17.12

By Smaktakula As the news articles of the day are so replete with unfamiliar words and challenging concepts, we’re happy simply to comment on the headlines. *** Carrying these babies for my brother ~ Is considered taboo outside of Appalachia. Gulag Reform: … Continue reading

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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Talking With Mouth-Breathers

By Tardsie *** The Hotel Quickie AmericInn, Aberdeen, SD. Monday, 03.26.12 11:59 AM CST (Cretin Standard Time) Tardsie calls the Front Desk. T: Hi. This is room 204, I’m running about ten minutes late. Do you think I could get … Continue reading

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Stupid People Too: Even More Stupider

By Smaktakula It’s no secret that the delightful antics of the very stupid are one of the reasons we get up in the morning. Morons make the world go ’round, and at the very least give us something entertaining to … Continue reading

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Stupid People: Way More Fun Than TV

By Smaktakula Today, almost anyone can get himself arrested.  It doesn’t take style, flair or even imagination–with 1% of the US population behind bars, it’s easy to see that getting busted in America is pretty routine.  It’s not surprising then, … Continue reading

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No Brains, But Guts To Spare

By Smaktakula Disproving the long-standing stereotype that Chinese children are better educated and more intelligent than their Western counterparts, one young man in China has set out to prove that Chinese youth are every bit as stupid as Western kids, … Continue reading

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You’re Only Kidding Yourself

By Tardsie Although favored by under-sevens and the occasional insufferably ironic hipster, these fashions are typically associated with the creepily virginal. ∞T.

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TV Still Safe For Morons

By Smaktakula It’s no secret that television gets a bad rap.  Labelled ‘A Vast Wasteland’ within years of its invention, TV hasn’t been given much of a chance.  And much like a person awoken from sleep by a phone call, … Continue reading

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