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Headlines: Shaking And Stirred

By Smaktakula In which we celebrate our awe-inspiring ignorance by commenting on the headlines to articles we can’t be bothered to read. *** The Reasons Kim and Kanye Picked The Name “ North ” May Surprise You ~ So it isn’t … Continue reading

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Headlines: The Real Secret Of Our Success

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the headlines without first reading the articles. *** The Task in Tampa: Reintroducing Romney ~ Hey–we know social situations can sometimes be awkward. Just put your brave face on, go out there and say, “Hi … Continue reading

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Punching-Bag Faiths Make Bid For ‘Real Religion’ Status

Originally Posted 01.03.12 By Smaktakula It’s no secret that joking about religion can be a dicey prospect. While it may occasionally still be safe to joke about baby-buggering bishops outside the earshot of any nearby papists (which means refraining from … Continue reading

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Jehovah’s Witnesses: You Might Like To Know

Originally posted 10.04.11 By Smaktakula Admit it, you don’t know much about the Jehovah’s Witnesses other than that you fear them. For many, the sight of a well-dressed, smiling couple patrolling the neighborhood can instill the same fear that a … Continue reading

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Headlines 05.24.12

By Smaktakula In which we comment on topical events after having only bothered to read the headlines, which at least makes us better-informed than the average American. *** Fiona Apple’s new album title is 23 words long ~ We’ll have to … Continue reading

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Headlines 04.30.12

By Smaktakula In which we stop reading after the headlines, and tell you the rest: 11-year-old girl dies after fight with 5th grader over a boy  ~ The 11-year-old clearly didn’t want it badly enough. Special Needs Student Set On Fire … Continue reading

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You May Now Eat The Bride

By Smaktakula At least 99% of television commercials are mind-numbing horseshit. That Madison Avenue pitchmen are able not only able to part consumers from their hard-earned cash for products they want and need, but also to concoct and sell products … Continue reading

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