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Headlines 04.30.12
By Smaktakula In which we stop reading after the headlines, and tell you the rest: 11-year-old girl dies after fight with 5th grader over a boy ~ The 11-year-old clearly didn’t want it badly enough. Special Needs Student Set On Fire … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, News
Tagged Alabama, dope, Easter, feeding tube, grass, headlines, Helen Keller, hemp, LA Riots, marijuana, muslims, NBA, pot, prostitution, reefer, Reginald Denny, Secret Service, sweet sweet cheeba, weed
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Headlines 11.09.11
By Smaktakula Promethean Times’ semi-regular celebration of illiteracy–we read the headlines and skip the articles. *** Grandmother Gives Worst ‘Reason’ for Tossing 2-Year-Old Over Mall Balcony ~ Because there are so many good reasons for hurling your grandson to his death. … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Entertainment, History, News, Science, Sport, Stupidity
Tagged 1%, 99%, AIDS, Allah, Ashton Kutcher, boobs, breasts, death by falling, Demi Moore, Erasure, fecal transplant, gay people, geeks, George Lucas, gonorrhea, headlines, homosexuals, Indiana Jones, Iran, Iranian Hostage Crisis, Madonna, Michael Moore, Mississippi, NBA, perverted science, Steven Spielberg, Tennessee, Uganda, Why am I so fat?
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London Bridge Is Burning Down
By Smaktakula Lacking an NHL or NBA Championship, kids in the UK aren’t afforded regular rioting opportunities like their American and Canadian counterparts. In many parts of London, the window panes of Starbucks and T-Mobile outlets last for years, often … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, News, Politics
Tagged 2011, Adolf Hitler, Battle of Britain, Brixton, Canada, don't hate us because we're ignorant, Islington, London, London riots, London's Burning, Mark Duggan, NBA, NHL, places that suck, the Blitz, the Clash, Tottenham, UK, United Kingdom, United States of America, WWII
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Irony, As Expressed Through The 2011 NBA Championship
By Tardsie It is almost-but-not-quite ironic that the term Schadenfreude is a German coinage.
The Ongoing Doucheification Of Michael Jordan
By Smaktakula Michael Jordan–at one time the most revered and respected man throughout the sporting world–is proving increasingly to be nothing more than a really tall asshole. There were hints of it during his time in the NBA. First there … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity
Tagged Adolf Hitler, Air Jordan, assholes, Basketball Hall of Fame, championship, Charlotte Bobcats, Chicago Bulls, douchebaggery, gold digger, Harvest Leroy Smith, His Airness, Hitler mustache, incredibly talented assfaces, Karla Knafel, Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, MJ, NBA, Washington Wizards
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Lakers Come From Behind To Dominate Celtics After Three Quarters Of Furious Grappling
By Smaktakula Last night the Boston Celtics and Los Angeles Lakers continued their great rivalry, coming together in a decisive game seven of the NBA finals. Fans have always responded to the passion engendered by these two teams. Athletes have … Continue reading
Posted in Basketball, Culture, Games, General Foolishness, Mythology, National Events, Relationships, Sports, Television
Tagged Basketball, Boston Celtics, childish sexual innuendo, Kobe continues to do Magic on the court, Los Angeles Lakers, NBA, NBA Finals, Paul Pierce, Ron Artest, sports rivalries, World Champions, you got a real purty mouth
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From The Economist: Baseball in China: Striking out
With baseball being big in other parts of East Asia–Korea, Japan and Taiwan in particular, it wouldn’t take a great leap to assume it was big in China as well. Not so. Chairman Mao apparently championed basketball as the worker’s sport. Baseball … Continue reading
Posted in Asia, Baseball, Culture, Sports, World Affairs
Tagged Brian Cashman, Chairman Mao, China, Economist, MLB, NBA, Randy Levine, Yankees
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