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Is It Racist?
By Smaktakula Would you be racist if you were to say this dude looks kinda looks like an older, fatter Hitler? But wait just a moment! This gentleman is Rep. G. K. Butterfield of North Carolina, a member of the … Continue reading
Pork: The Other Hate Meat
By Smaktakula In American society’s quest to regulate speech in the interests of sensitivity and to answer the burning question Why are we so full of hate?, it must constantly reexamine various societal motifs and weed out those which have … Continue reading
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Homeland Security Chooses To Ignore Growing Threat Of Winged Terror
As we speak the avian menace has the capacity to take out any aircraft–private, commercial or military–anywhere in the world. Continue reading
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