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This Day In History: May 2, 2011 CE
On which reclusive dick and all-around nastyman Osama bin Laden is shot down like a filthy animal among his voluminous porn collection. Below are a few of Promethean Times‘ original stories about this happy event: Bin Laden: The Final Hours … Continue reading
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Tagged al Qaeda, death by Navy Seal, Ding Dong the Dick is Dead!, Osama bin Laden, Pakistan, pr0n, this day in history
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For Reals: The Best of Promethean Times!
By the Promethean Times Editorial Staff In which we present a few of our favorite Promethean Times’ features. We hope you’ll enjoy as well. ∞ T. Humor: Our readers know that humor is near and dear to our hearts. In the following post, … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, News
Tagged Anna Nicole Smith, Belgium, Bill Clinton, blond guys with dreads look like idiots, blond is beautiful motherfuckers!, blond people are stupid, double standards, dreadlocks, Emmanuel Lewis, freedom of speech, Gary Coleman, handicapped people, hypocrisy, Jimmy Carter, Kool-Aid Man, nasty blond dreadlocks, opossums, Osama bin Laden, punch lines, self-promotion so shameless that it borders on hucksterism, Why are blondes so stupid?
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Osama’s Pakistani Whack Shack
Until recently, most people thought ’72 Black-Eyed Virgins’ was Osama bin Laden’s heavenly reward. Turns out, it’s also the title of his favorite film. Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Cinema, Culture, News, Religion
Tagged 'self-abuse' isn't the same thing as 'cutting', 9/11, al Qaeda, Ann Coulter, beating off, choking the chicken, flogging the dolphin, goat-fuckers, internet pornography, Islam, jerking off, masturbation, Navy SEALs, onanism, Osama bin Laden, Pakistan, porn, pornography, pr0n, Ron Jeremy, self-abuse, spankin' it, spanking the monkey, sticky fingers, Terrorism, whack shack
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Headlines 05.11.11
By Smaktakula In which we opine on various news headlines without reading the articles. *** The Costars: Jim Carrey paired with penguins ~ With each film Carrey reaches further down the evolutionary ladder in his thus-far-futile search for a less-talented co-star. … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Cinema, Culture, Music, News, Religion, Sport
Tagged American Indians, Baseball, bingo, blackjack, cockfighting, Dodger Stadium, dodo, drugs, Geronimo, hackers, Harry Reid, headlines, Iran, Jim Carrey, Los Angeles Dodgers, Native Americans, Navy SEALs, nudists, nutmeg, Osama bin Laden, passenger pigeon, pervertry, Robitussin DM, Shania Twain, Texas, untalented stars, whippets, whiskey
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After Osama
By Smaktakula The non-turbanned, loosely-wound portion of the world’s population was delighted to hear that inveterate nastyman Osama bin Laden was shot down like a dog, or like anything else that gets shot, really. For some this joy manifested itself … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, News
Tagged Canada, cock-knockers, Dalai Lama, DMV, Donald Trump, douchebaggery, Eddie Murphy, Emilio Estevez, Glenn Beck, Kobe Bryant, Lolcats, Mission Accomplished, Nancy Grace, Osama bin Laden, Prince Harry, Ringo Starr, Snarf, US Penis size as a cause of insecurity
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Human Shields
By Smaktakula It likely comes as a shock to no one that about-to-be-snuffed cock-knocker Osama bin Laden attempted to use one of his myriad wives as a human shield during his desperate final hours. Before we judge him too harshly, … Continue reading
Bin Laden: The Final Hours
By Smaktakula REVEALED! The fatal missteps which led first to the betrayal and then slaying by US forces of 9/11 mastermind and all-around-dick Osama bin Laden.
Libya: Who’s To Blame?
By Smaktakula Soon-to-be-deposed-and-executed despot Col. Muammar al-Gaddafi knows who’s behind the wave of bloody turmoil racing through Libya–This guy: We knew it! Castro and Chavez have a theory about this, too. ∞T.
