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Tales Of The Dewey Presidency
By Tardsie You probably know by now that my hapless college friend Steve frequently found himself on the receiving end of innumerable pranks and other instances of only partially deserved churlishness. There were many times, however, when his particularly high-strung … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Stupidity, True-Ass Tales
Tagged Dwight Eisenhower, Harry S Truman, History, liars, outright lies, Steve, Thomas Dewey, with friends like these
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The Apple And The Razor Blade
By Smaktakula Anyone who’s ever gone trick-or-treating (sorry Jehovah’s Witnesses, you’ll just have to use your imaginations) has likely heard the various tales breathlessly told about tainted candy passed off to unsuspecting children. Although these ghastly stories of stranger-danger are … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, News
Tagged Adolf Hitler, death by razor blade, douchebaggery, Halloween, he/shes, hermaphrodites, James Joseph Smith, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jehovah's Witnesses, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Minnesotans are evil!, outright lies, razor blade in apples, trick-or-treating, urban legends, Why am I so evil?
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No Burnout For These Burnouts
By Smaktakula One of the most paradigm-shifting developments of the Information Revolution has been often cacophonous proliferation of voices on the internet, from all walks of life and from the furthest reaches of the globe. Nowhere is this more apparent … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged audiobooks ruin lives, burnouts, Information Revolution, lazy people, making excuses, outright lies, stump humping
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True Facts: Twins
By Smaktakula Some common misapprehensions about identical twins: 1) In most societies, the belief persists that identical twins are a blessing. In fact, they are evidence of God’s displeasure. 2) There is no “evil twin” per se. However, because identical … Continue reading
Posted in Science
Tagged gingers, normals, outright lies, true facts, Twins, vengeance of an angry God
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Let’s Try Hating Someone New
By Smaktakula Humanity is no stranger to hate. Throughout its long and bloody history, Homo sapiens has always managed to find a worthwhile reason not just to oppose another group’s political and social agenda, but to despise and fear the individuals who … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Politics, Religion
Tagged Africa, anti-semitism, Apartheid, beekeepers, bigotry, Caliph, comb-overs, diglero, digleroes, Donald Trump, hate crime, haters gonna hate, homophobia, homosexuality, Islam, man we hate digs so much, North Korea, outright lies, South Africa, the Donald
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We Got Your Culture Right Here, Man
By Smaktakula We were cobbling together another installment of Ask Tardsie when it occurred to us that we haven’t done enough to ensure the cultural edification of our audience. As professional recording artists (for those of you who, like us, have … Continue reading
Ask Tardsie: Muzzle That Little Demon
By Tardsie Welcome at last to our first “real” installment of Ask Tardsie, where we answer your questions–no matter how bizarre or uninformed–as honestly as we feel like. We believe that Tardsie’s wisdom has the power to change the world, … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Entertainment
Tagged advice, Ask Tardsie, bad advice, Dear Abby, outright lies, Tardsie The Backpack
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Heroin Overdose Claims The Life Of Beloved Actor
By Smaktakula Andy Griffith is dead at 86.
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, News
Tagged Andy Griffith, celebrities who died too young, Celebrity Death Watch, outright lies
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True Facts: Sea Salt
By Smaktakula Not many people know that the unique taste and healthful properties of sea salt come entirely from a surprisingly delicious infusion of fish ass. Put that on your roasted hemp seeds, hippies! ∞ T.
Time Has Made A Liar Of MC Hammer
By Smaktakula After assuring us that he was too legit to do any such thing–MC Hammer quit. You Remind Me Of A Real Short Story/One Hit Record And You Start To Bore Me ∞ T.
