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Sadly, Anne Heche Still Lives
By Smaktakula The black and kitten skull-encrusted heart of crazy bitch Anne Heche is still beating. The untalented shrew is best remembered for her lackluster portrayal of a lesbian in 1997-2000′s The Regrettable Saga of The Likeable but Pathetically Deluded Ellen DeGeneres and the Bloated Tapeworm Living … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Cinema, Culture
Tagged American Idol, Anne Heche, Anne Heche is batshit crazy, bloated tapeworm, Celebrity Death Watch, crazy bitch, Ellen DeGeneres, Ellen's the man!, gay-for-profit, gold digger, heartbreaker, nutty broad, parasite, Portia de Rossi, Portia DeGeneres, social climber, temporarily gay, trading up, treachery, untalented stars
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Happy Thoughts For Tuesday: Thank God Michael Lohan Isn’t Your Dad
By Smaktakula In the tradition of such illustrious space-wasters as Brian “Kato” Kaelin and Kevin “K-Fed” Federline, unctuous pimp Michael Lohan has managed to keep food in his belly by crafting a persona famous for being semi-famous. Lohan, no doubt a subscriber to the maxim, “All Roads … Continue reading
Posted in Cinema, Culture, Drug Culture, Drugs, General Foolishness, Hollywood, National Events, People, Relationships, Scandal, Social Networking, Television
Tagged avoiding responsibility, Bitch better have my money, bottom bitch, Branson, Brian Kaelin, Calcutta, cockroach, Dina Lohan, douchebaggery, famous for nothing, fare-dodgers, Fifteen Minutes of Fame, Frank Kapra, gaywads, gold digger, happy thoughts, India, It's A Wonderful Life, K-Fed, Kato Kaelin, Kevin Federline, LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE!!!, LiLo, Lindbergh Baby, Lindbergh Kidnapping, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan's father, making excuses, massive gaywad, Michael Lohan, Michael Lohan is a turd with eyes, Missouri, parasite, Periplaneta lohanis, remora, shitty parents, social climber, Space Shuttle Challenger, suckerfish, taking responsibility, the coke favored by Clan Lohan is neither a coal by-product nor a cola, unctuous pimp, vampire
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