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Robertson To Marijuana Advocates: “Your Move, Dirtbags!”

Posted on March 9, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Only a few days ago, it would have been hard to blame filthy hippies for getting all giddy over the possible legalization of marijuana. Cannabis, the decriminalization of which had seemed until recently to be largely inevitable, may … Continue reading →

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Posted in Celebrity, News, Politics, Religion | Tagged cannabis, community college vs real college, dope, grass, hemp, hippies, Just Say No!, keep marijuana illegal, marijuana, marijuana legalization, Oaksterdam, Pat Robertson, Pat Robertson is batshit crazy, pot, reefer, seriously--hippies are odious, that trick never works, the sweet sweet cheeba, weed | 17 Comments

Promethean Times’ 2010 Person Of The Year: Us

Posted on December 31, 2010 by tardsie

By Promethean Times Conventional wisdom warns that TIME‘s annual Person of the Year award is so iconic as to render superfluous any imitations. However, as it has so many times before, Promethean Times eschews the expected by boldly forging a … Continue reading →

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Indonesia Beset By Twin Disasters; Robertson Silent

Posted on October 27, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula A freakish double-disaster has claimed the lives of at least 137 people in Indonesia. On Monday, parts of the island nation were stuck by a tsunami, killing a least a hundred people and leaving many more homeless. The … Continue reading →

Posted in News, Religion | Tagged double-disaster, idiotic comments, Indonesia, jackassery, Mount Merapi, muslims, natural disasters, Pat Robertson, Pat Robertson is batshit crazy, religious intolerance, televangelist, tsunami, volcanic activity, volcanoes | 2 Comments

Why Up-Down Sites Like reddit Are Awesome!

Posted on October 13, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula By voting up what is good and down those things which are not, you can ensure that only quality content finds its way to the masses, burying those weird notions and unpleasant ideas to which no right-thinking person would ever want to … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture | Tagged 'Lil 'Lil Kim, Brilliant Comrade, brilliant dirty weirdos, China, dateless cyberninjas, dictators, dictatorship of the masses, Dr. Doom, Dr. Grigori Perelman, Face!, General Secretary of the Communist Party, Hu Jintao, Iran, Kim Jong-un, Latveria, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, North Korea, Pat Robertson, Pat Robertson is batshit crazy, popular culture, reddit, repression of dissent, repressive regimes, Russia, Smaktakula's troubling insecurity, vote down, vote up | 2 Comments

Vicious Mauling Leaves ‘Sesame Street’ Cast Member In Critical Condition

Posted on May 5, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Children’s television star Abigail “Abby” Cadabby is in critical condition tonight following an on-set mauling. A featured player on PBS’ Sesame Street, Cadabby is expected to survive the attack, but the future of her career remains up in the air, as do her … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, General Foolishness, Hollywood, Humor, People, Relationships, Satire, Scandal, Television | Tagged Abby Cadabby, Baby Bear, Children's Television Workshop, I love to count!, lisping retard, mauling, Omle, Pat Robertson, PBS, PETA, Sesame Street, speech impediment, violent celebrities | 2 Comments

Veiled Fascism: The War Against The Burqa

Posted on February 9, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Recently, France has escalated its ongoing assault on religious displays and symbols, most recently manifested in the official denunciation of the burqa worn by some muslim women. The French government is winning the war of forced secularization, outward signs of religion–the crucifix, turbans, the burqa … Continue reading →

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Robertson To Marijuana Advocates: “Your Move, Dirtbags!”

Promethean Times’ 2010 Person Of The Year: Us

Indonesia Beset By Twin Disasters; Robertson Silent

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