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Headlines: In Which No Puppies Were Harmed Or Abducted

By Smaktakula In which, armed with nothing more than a severely attenuated attention span and an ignorance both boundless and sublime, we respond to the news headlines of the day without bothering to first read the articles. *** Puppy survives after being … Continue reading

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Palm Sunday Papal Headlines

By Smaktakula In which we remark upon the headlines of articles we haven’t bothered to read, and pontificate upon a pontiff we know nothing about.¹ *** Pope Francis starts first full day as pontiff with prayer ~ He’s the fucking pope–he’s … Continue reading

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Headlines: No Rod Unspared

By Smaktakula In which we opine on the headlines of the day without first bothering to read the articles. *** Ask E. Jean: My Husband is Sleeping with My Mother ~ That motherfucker! What Is It Like To Be an Adult and … Continue reading

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Headlines 01.20.12

By Smaktakula In which we comment on contemporary headlines without first reading the articles: 25 members of Congress with lowest net worth ~ How much respect should we have for these mouth-breathers if they can’t even steal right? Putin faces off … Continue reading

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The One Good Reason To Learn Latin

By Smaktakula It may be comforting to know exactly what Fr. Cochran is whispering in your ear.

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To Catch A Philanderer

By Smaktakula Smarmy pretend-cop Chris Hansen has been caught cheating on his wife for a second time.  Although we don’t have anything particularly trenchant or witty to say about this, we feel that if you’re gonna pass yourself off as … Continue reading

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The Eternal Pervert

By Smaktakula The line between healthy skepticism and credulity is razor-thin.   Sorry, kids–Michael Jackson is dead. Jim Morrison?  Dead. Kurt Cobain?  Dead. Lindsay Lohan?  Tick . . . Tick . . . Tick . . . You’ll notice we … Continue reading

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