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Palm Sunday Papal Headlines

By Smaktakula In which we remark upon the headlines of articles we haven’t bothered to read, and pontificate upon a pontiff we know nothing about.¹ *** Pope Francis starts first full day as pontiff with prayer ~ He’s the fucking pope–he’s … Continue reading

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Headlines: No Rod Unspared

By Smaktakula In which we opine on the headlines of the day without first bothering to read the articles. *** Ask E. Jean: My Husband is Sleeping with My Mother ~ That motherfucker! What Is It Like To Be an Adult and … Continue reading

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Headlines 01.20.12

By Smaktakula In which we comment on contemporary headlines without first reading the articles: 25 members of Congress with lowest net worth ~ How much respect should we have for these mouth-breathers if they can’t even steal right? Putin faces off … Continue reading

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The One Good Reason To Learn Latin

By Smaktakula It may be comforting to know exactly what Fr. Cochran is whispering in your ear.

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To Catch A Philanderer

By Smaktakula Smarmy pretend-cop Chris Hansen has been caught cheating on his wife for a second time.  Although we don’t have anything particularly trenchant or witty to say about this, we feel that if you’re gonna pass yourself off as … Continue reading

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The Eternal Pervert

By Smaktakula The line between healthy skepticism and credulity is razor-thin.   Sorry, kids–Michael Jackson is dead. Jim Morrison?  Dead. Kurt Cobain?  Dead. Lindsay Lohan?  Tick . . . Tick . . . Tick . . . You’ll notice we … Continue reading

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TSA Employees Now More Hated Than Child Molesters

By Smaktakula Given the several recent high-profile blunders by employees of the Transportation Security Administration, their already low standing in the community has plummeted even further, dropping their societal acceptance ratings below even sweaty, giggling child molesters, long regarded as … Continue reading

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