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Scientists Identify Ice As Long-Suspected Link Between Cube And T

By Smaktakula Observe: ICE CUBE ICE-T MR. T Ice is clearly the link.  But as the so-called ‘T Equation’ (T> (C+I)²) demonstrates, Ice also acts as an inhibiting factor, dampening the megadoses of cool that naturally accompany pure T. About … Continue reading

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Headlines 11.09.11

By Smaktakula Promethean Times’ semi-regular celebration of illiteracy–we read the headlines and skip the articles. *** Grandmother Gives Worst ‘Reason’ for Tossing 2-Year-Old Over Mall Balcony ~ Because there are so many good reasons for hurling your grandson to his death. … Continue reading

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One-Legged Hag Refuses To Let Senility Destroy Her Dreams Of Second-Time Motherhood

By Smaktakula Creepy gold-digger Frédèric Prinz von Anhalt announced recently that his wife, superannuated entertainment oddity Zsa Zsa Gabor, would like to have another child at 94.  Anhalt has reportedly spent $100,000 for the procedure. Gabor, most famous for slapping … Continue reading

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