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Headlines: I Was A Caveman’s Love-Puppet

By Smaktakula In which we talk a lot of shit. *** 15-year-old girl caught stripping for the 2nd time ~ You think THAT’S bad? We heard that last year a 14-year-old was caught stripping at the same place! Why Wasn’t West Virginia … Continue reading

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Headlines: We’re Not Laughing, Ricky

By Smaktakula In which we celebrate ignorance by responding to the headlines of news articles we have not bothered to read. *** What We Lost When J.F.K. Died ~ Our reluctance to embrace wacky conspiracy theories. Rain Forest Plants Race to Outrun … Continue reading

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Headlines: Eat Like A Bird

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the day’s headlines without bothering to first read the stories. *** What does it really feel like to fall out of a building? ~ It hurts real bad. How ACL Injuries Are Detected on the … Continue reading

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Gentleman’s Clubs: One Night In Scranton

By Tardsie Part II in our hard-hitting series on Gentleman’s Clubs. Be sure to check out Part I: De-Billed and Unfulfilled. This One Has It All! Kids Possibly Getting Hurt Off-Camera! West Coast Chauvinism! Bad Singing!

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Untruth & Consequences: So Much Love To Share

By Tardsie Part 2 of 4: In which bureaucrats make decisions, hoodlum school is avoided, and the author confesses his youthful desire to make love to the world. Be sure to check out our first installment, Don’t Forget To Hurt. … Continue reading

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Headlines: In Fact, Yes We Did

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the headlines of the day without bothering to read the articles. *** Are You Coddling Your Grandkids? ~ If you’re not, then you’re a lousy fucking grandparent. Survey: Chinese Opinions of Obama, U.S. Slipping ~ That’s got … Continue reading

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Suck It, Las Vegas!

By Tardsie My wife and I recently got back from Las Vegas, where we saw the Killers in concert on Friday night. It was an awesome, once-in-a-lifetime performance by a band at the top of its game and comfortably on … Continue reading

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Enchanted Monrovia

By Tardsie Today our travels take us to the exotic metropolis of Monrovia. Monrovia is located in the West African nation of Liberia. The troubled republic’s capital is named for American president James Monroe. Although the city is the financial … Continue reading

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Into The Valley Of The Shadow Of Meth

By Tardsie Tardsie’s a’travelin’! It’s no secret that my jet-set life takes me to some pretty exciting places. Longtime readers will remember that last March I took the trip-of-a-lifetime to Valley City, North Dakota with my grandmother, and I’m sure … Continue reading

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The Sweet Taste Of Donkey Ass

By Smaktakula Those of you, who like us from time to time employ vulgar and absurd phrases to express dislike, will no doubt identify with the following scenario. You: “This cream cheese tastes like donkey ass!”¹ Funny Buddy: “Oh–And just … Continue reading

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