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Worst. Lifeguards. Ever.
By Smaktakula There is something uniquely cathartic in the stories of those knuckle-dragging subhumans whose idiocy staggers belief, allowing us to bask in the knowledge that no matter how wretched we are or bereft entirely of common sense, there’s someone … Continue reading
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Make-Believe Vigilante To Rejuvenate Motor City
By Smaktakula Imagine a wasted and broken city, a great grey expanse of steel and concrete canyons, silent save for the echoing lamentation of pigeons and the constant scurrying rustle of the vermin who remain always just out of sight, … Continue reading
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We’re Not Too Proud To Offer ‘B’ Material
By Smaktakula We recently downloaded a free iPhone application, the name of which implied the app could identify sexual predators. We decided to test it out at our local supermarket. We braced ourselves for the possibility that a few individuals … Continue reading