Tag Archives: politicians

Why ‘Your’ Politician Is A Turd

By Smaktakula Although Promethean Times tends to regard all office-seekers as suppurating anal abscesses until they can demonstrably prove otherwise, we are constantly amazed that so few people feel the same. Now, nearly EVERYBODY claims they hold politicians in contempt–complaining about the government … Continue reading

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What’s In Carol Brady’s Panties?

By Smaktakula Septuagenarian actress and former MILF Florence Henderson is back in the news with revelations that might have best been kept to herself.  In her forthcoming memoir, Life is not a Stage, the actress best known for playing ‘Carol Brady’ … Continue reading

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NSFW: How Do You Stack Up Against The Governor Of California?

By Smaktakula Now you know.  And may we add, you’ll never think of Vienna Sausage in quite the same way again. Would you have thought a European Gentile born in 1947 Austria would be cut?  We just lost a bet.

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CNN Refuses To Forget About Ted Stevens

By Smaktakula CNN’s piece, Former Sen. Ted Stevens Remembered, proves that even though the world has known of his death for a few hours now, he’s by no means forgotten.

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