Tag Archives: poor judgement

Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: Legal Education

Posted on June 13, 2012 by

By Smaktakula Sometimes, when Johnny Law pulls over an out-of-state driver for one of a variety of offenses such as speeding or gun-running, he likes to preface his presentation of the offense by professing ignorance to the legality of the … Continue reading →

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Is Your Child Predisposed To Methamphetamine?

Posted on June 11, 2012 by

By Smaktakula If this is your high school senior portrait, then yes, he is:

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Earwig Tunes

Posted on June 10, 2012 by

By Smaktakula Despite being one of God’s fuglier creations, the earwig is relatively harmless. Nonetheless, because it is such a nasty critter, it has earned a horrifying (but sadly apocryphal) reputation as an ear-seeking parasite which gnaws deep into soft, … Continue reading →

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Headlines 03.06.12

Posted on March 6, 2012 by

By Smaktakula In which we opine upon the headlines of the day without first reading the articles. *** Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine backs Rick Santorum ~ See Kids? A bacchanalian life of drug-fueled debauchery is not without its consequences. Although the pernicious effects of addiction … Continue reading →

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Messing With Mother Nature

Posted on September 12, 2011 by

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Drive Safely When There’s Coke In The Trunk, Kids

Posted on July 5, 2011 by

By Smaktakula On June 10th, 2011, a perfect storm of stupidity caught luckless moron Shawn Smith in its pitiless grasp. Smith’s troubles began when his car nearly collided with a police car, leading to a traffic stop.  The cataclysmically-retarded Floridian … Continue reading →

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World Stunned By Death Of ‘Jackass’ Jackass

Posted on June 21, 2011 by

By Smaktakula Ryan Dunn, of Jackass fame, was killed early Monday morning when his Porsche collided with a tree in suburban Philadelphia.  A passenger in Dunn’s vehicle was also killed in the crash, but details on the person’s identity have … Continue reading →

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How Jeannie Killed Lt. Colonel Nelson’s Career

Posted on June 21, 2011 by

By Smaktakula Whereas:  Col. Tony Nelson is an unmarried career officer in the United States Air Force, Whereas:  Col. Nelson is in possession of a genie, Whereas:  The genie is female, Whereas:  The genie is hot, Whereas: The genie is … Continue reading →

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