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Only Nixon Could Go To China

By Tardsie So I’m temporarily employed once again, but this time I’ve found a new niche. There’s this thing I do with my mouth that drives the boys wild. ∞ T. About these ads

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Headlines 07.13.12

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the day’s headlines without first bothering to read the stories. *** More Women Look Over the Counter for a Libido Fix ~ At Waldo’s ‘All Things Vibrating’ Pleasure Emporium. How to Tell Your Partner … Continue reading

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Headlines: 06.29.12

By Smaktakula Look–you can read the articles if you want, but we get all we need to know from the headlines. Cher ticks off Australian city ~ Heretofore merely a domestic shame, the braying pop-relic has transcended the bonds of regional … Continue reading

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Not Your Father’s Porn

By Smaktakula Modern sexual tastes have become so benumbed that nubile young oil-slathered vixens are no longer enough to quench the depraved urges of men, which instead have become increasingly focused on the carnally cougarific qualities  of  the PajamaJeans-bedecked hausfrau.

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Nothing Good Comes From Touching Yourself

By Smaktakula Smaktakula’s long-ago Sunday school teacher was on to something–masturbation is a quick road to ruin.  A San Francisco man is fighting for his life after discovering the heartbreaking realities of the devil’s handshake. The  unidentified man apparently burst … Continue reading

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Return Of The Tallywhacker Snatchers

By Smaktakula Lop-dicked loser John Wayne Bobbitt can thank his lucky stars that his wife wasn’t as smart–or as ruthless– as Garden Grove California’s Catherine Kieu Becker.  Bobbitt, it will be remembered, was such an abusive asshole that his wife … Continue reading

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Osama’s Pakistani Whack Shack

Until recently, most people thought ’72 Black-Eyed Virgins’ was Osama bin Laden’s heavenly reward. Turns out, it’s also the title of his favorite film. Continue reading

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