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Headlines: Why Not Miss Saigon?

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the day’s headlines without first bothering to read the articles. *** Iraq religious leaders send out the ‘fashion police’ to stop people … ~ So they really have those? We thought that was just something … Continue reading

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Profiles In Dignity III: Wherefore Art Thou, Dignity?

By Smaktakula JUST LIKE CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER, SAD & FUNNY ARE TWO GREAT TASTES THAT TASTE GREAT TOGETHER! *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** * This image comes from back in my teaching … Continue reading

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On Friendship

By Tardsie I believe that friendship is important. It’s soul-affirming. A bad friendship is like a bad relationship–you’re better off not having it at all. But a good friendship is a powerful thing, and can help keep your ship afloat … Continue reading

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Untruth & Consequences: Drug School! (Part II)

By Tardsie Part The Last: In which we finally stop talking for a while. After finishing my class-prep in the parking lot of a McDonald’s, I arrived for my 9:00 AM Drug School appointment with ten minutes to spare. I … Continue reading

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Untruth & Consequences: Drug School! (Part I)

By Tardsie Note: This post has been split into two parts to prevent reading fatigue. “Where’d you learn that, Cheech? Drug School?” Trooper Rodney Farva *** Part 4 of 4.5. In which dirty deals are done, the author gains a new … Continue reading

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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Urine The Clear

By Tardsie When you hear that somebody has passed a drug test, you probably assume the person is drug-free. It’s a reasonable assumption–the testing is scientific, impartial and totally reliable. I used to think so, anyway, until a time came … Continue reading

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Headlines: In Fact, Yes We Did

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the headlines of the day without bothering to read the articles. *** Are You Coddling Your Grandkids? ~ If you’re not, then you’re a lousy fucking grandparent. Survey: Chinese Opinions of Obama, U.S. Slipping ~ That’s got … Continue reading

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Suck It, Las Vegas!

By Tardsie My wife and I recently got back from Las Vegas, where we saw the Killers in concert on Friday night. It was an awesome, once-in-a-lifetime performance by a band at the top of its game and comfortably on … Continue reading

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Headlines 10.16.12

By Smaktakula   In Which We Comment On The Headlines Without Bothering To Read The Articles *** 9 Reasons Why Being a Mom Qualifies You to Work in a Brothel ~ Well, obviously, you’re no stranger to cock. Let’s just get that … Continue reading

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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales–Take Me Out To The Ballgame

By Tardsie Relax, baseball-haters, the following True-Ass Tales are concerned less with what happens on the field, and more with shenanigans in the stands. The Sweetest Beer–Safeco Field, Seattle, Washington I guess you could call me a beer snob. I … Continue reading

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