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Headlines: In Fact, Yes We Did

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the headlines of the day without bothering to read the articles. *** Are You Coddling Your Grandkids? ~ If you’re not, then you’re a lousy fucking grandparent. Survey: Chinese Opinions of Obama, U.S. Slipping ~ That’s got … Continue reading

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Headlines: The Real Secret Of Our Success

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the headlines without first reading the articles. *** The Task in Tampa: Reintroducing Romney ~ Hey–we know social situations can sometimes be awkward. Just put your brave face on, go out there and say, “Hi … Continue reading

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Headlines 04.30.12

By Smaktakula In which we stop reading after the headlines, and tell you the rest: 11-year-old girl dies after fight with 5th grader over a boy  ~ The 11-year-old clearly didn’t want it badly enough. Special Needs Student Set On Fire … Continue reading

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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Ronnie’s Watch

By Tardsie Ronnie Duggan was a kid I knew in college. Although Ronnie was by no means memorable, there are two recollections of Ronnie which, try as I might, I can’t forget. The first I was witness to personally. Ronnie … Continue reading

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Headlines 04.03.12

By Smaktakula In which we get all the information we need from the headlines of the day: *** Anti-Putin protesters form a 10-mile human chain around Moscow  ~ Anti-Putin protesters made into bizarre human chain in dungeons beneath Moscow. Poor reading … Continue reading

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Headlines 03.06.12

By Smaktakula In which we opine upon the headlines of the day without first reading the articles. *** Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine backs Rick Santorum ~ See Kids? A bacchanalian life of drug-fueled debauchery is not without its consequences. Although the pernicious effects of addiction … Continue reading

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Keep That Kidney To Yourself, Whore!

By Smaktakula It’s easy to forget the impact that organ transplants have had on society. Medical science has advanced to such a degree that it now seems routine to cut the organs from a dying man or woman and transplant … Continue reading

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Professional Women

By Smaktakula Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal? George Carlin Prostitution remains illegal throughout most of the world. Despite the hypocrisy inherent in being forbidden to sell what you can … Continue reading

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Scalped!

By Smaktakula Unless you’re a friendless, housebound wretch, you’ve been to a concert, sporting match or other public gathering for which the purchase of tickets is required.  If you have, you’ve no doubt fought your way through the army of … Continue reading

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Headlines 10.07.11

By Smaktakula In which we opine on the latest headlines, without bothering to first read the stories. *** Seoul to Introduce Female-Only Subway Cars  Korean perverts to introduce hidden cameras to female-only subway cars. Early Adversity, Adult Misery: How Small … Continue reading

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