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Headlines 04.30.12
By Smaktakula In which we stop reading after the headlines, and tell you the rest: 11-year-old girl dies after fight with 5th grader over a boy ~ The 11-year-old clearly didn’t want it badly enough. Special Needs Student Set On Fire … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, News
Tagged Alabama, dope, Easter, feeding tube, grass, headlines, Helen Keller, hemp, LA Riots, marijuana, muslims, NBA, pot, prostitution, reefer, Reginald Denny, Secret Service, sweet sweet cheeba, weed
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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Ronnie’s Watch
By Tardsie Ronnie Duggan was a kid I knew in college. Although Ronnie was by no means memorable, there are two recollections of Ronnie which, try as I might, I can’t forget. The first I was witness to personally. Ronnie … Continue reading
Headlines 04.03.12
By Smaktakula In which we get all the information we need from the headlines of the day: *** Anti-Putin protesters form a 10-mile human chain around Moscow ~ Anti-Putin protesters made into bizarre human chain in dungeons beneath Moscow. Poor reading … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Stupidity
Tagged Africa, boobs, botulism, Brazil, breastuses, bumper sticker mentality, child abandonment, Chuck E. Cheese, death by soccer, drugs, Gollum, headlines, Iwo Jima, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Marines, Mexico, old people, political bumper stickers, prostitution, Rick Santorum, Seattle, Soccer, Vladimir Putin, Washington, Why am I so stupid?
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Keep That Kidney To Yourself, Whore!
By Smaktakula It’s easy to forget the impact that organ transplants have had on society. Medical science has advanced to such a degree that it now seems routine to cut the organs from a dying man or woman and transplant … Continue reading
Professional Women
By Smaktakula Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal? George Carlin Prostitution remains illegal throughout most of the world. Despite the hypocrisy inherent in being forbidden to sell what you can … Continue reading
Scalped!
By Smaktakula Unless you’re a friendless, housebound wretch, you’ve been to a concert, sporting match or other public gathering for which the purchase of tickets is required. If you have, you’ve no doubt fought your way through the army of … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Entertainment
Tagged Indian casino, Indians, jizzmastre, Native Americans, prostitution, Right Said Fred, scalpers, scalping, sex worker, tickets, transients
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