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Will Pirouette For Respect
By Smaktakula Ballet has long been known as both an aesthetic and athletic endeavor, entwining beauty and ability into a single art form. In its physicality it is not unlike more traditional sports, and in fact requires a great deal … Continue reading →
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Something’s Cooking In The World Of Competitive Sauna
By Smaktakula The sporting world is still aboil about the news dispatches steaming out of Finland reporting the tragic death of Russian quasi-athlete Vladimir Ladyzhensky. Ladyzhensky, along with his Finnish opponent Timo Kaukonen, collapsed during the annual World Sauna Championships in Finland. Both men suffered … Continue reading →
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