Tag Archives: Queen Elizabeth II

Headlines 07.13.12

Posted on July 13, 2012 by

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the day’s headlines without first bothering to read the stories. *** More Women Look Over the Counter for a Libido Fix ~ At Waldo’s ‘All Things Vibrating’ Pleasure Emporium. How to Tell Your Partner … Continue reading →

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Prince William: Who Will Be His Camilla Parker-Bowles?

Posted on May 31, 2012 by

This piece originally ran on 11.19.10 By Smaktakula The hearts of aging Anglophiles and reclusive shut-ins worldwide are aglow with the happy news of Prince William’s engagement to his long-time girlfriend, the lovely Kate Middleton. Kate and William, the future … Continue reading →

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Words To Stop Using: ‘Shall’

Posted on October 26, 2010 by

By Smaktakula Although the poncey contraction shan’t has long since gone the way of the dodo, its equally-insufferable positive counterpart shall still clings tenaciously to the underbelly of common usage. It’s time to let shall die. Shall has been a loyal … Continue reading →

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