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Headlines: Great Big Boobs & A Phyllis Diller Smile

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula *** In which we indulge both our love of talking out of our asses and our shameful laziness by commenting on the headlines while leaving the actual reading to you. *** Why Romney is so unpopular with black voters ~ Besides running … Continue reading →

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Posted in Crime, Culture, Entertainment, History, News, Politics, Sport, Stupidity | Tagged Anaheim Angels, avoiding responsibility, Barack Obama, binge drinking, black people, breast implants, breastuses, celebrity deaths, childish sexual innuendo, comical despots, death penalty, DUI, fun with stereotypes, great white shark, Greece, headlines, Holocaust, Japan, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Joe Biden, Kim Jong-un, Kylie Minogue, legitimate rape, Mary Kay, Mitt Romney, Molly Ringwald, North Korea, peanuts, Phyllis Diller, racism, Rally Monkey, rape, Sikhs, Snoopy, Spongebob Squarepants, Tampa Bay Rays, Taylor Swift, Teletubbies, Ukraine, untalented authors, white people, whitey, your mother must be very proud | 25 Comments

Best of Headlines II

Posted on August 1, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which we present Part II of the Lost Headlines. Look, if you want to waste your time reading the articles, more power to you. As for us, the headlines tell us all we really need to know. … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture, History, News | Tagged anti-semitism, childish sexual innuendo, cockfighting, dolphins, dyslexia, Germany, Holocaust deniers, Iran, Nadya Suleman, Octomom, rape, San Francisco, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Strait of Hormuz, the French, the French people's love of stinky things, the Greatest Generation, the Scots, US Navy, Why am I so fat?, Why am I so sensitive? | 20 Comments

Professional Women

Posted on February 15, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal? George Carlin Prostitution remains illegal throughout most of the world. Despite the hypocrisy inherent in being forbidden to sell what you can … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture | Tagged double standards, George Carlin, hookers, hypocrisy, ladies of the evening, Paris Hilton, prostitution, rape, rent boys, sex, women of convenience, women of easy virtue, world's oldest profession | 8 Comments

Headlines 12.15.11

Posted on December 15, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which we respond to the headlines, while ignoring the content. *** Asians, Too, Mated With Archaic Humans, DNA Hints ~ So it’s not just Ashton Kutcher. Did Lohan crash DiCaprio’s party? ~ Look, just because I let you blow … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, History, Music, News, Religion, Science, Sport, Stupidity | Tagged Apolo Ohno, Ashton Kutcher, Britney Spears, childish sexual innuendo, Colorado, crackheads, Denver Broncos, Elizabeth Taylor, fat people, Finland, Godzilla, great white shark, headlines, Japan, Jesus Christ, Justin Bieber, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lindsay Lohan, Los Angeles, masturbation, moochers, Nadya Suleman, old people, Pauly D, rape, Tim Tebow, Tokyo, Twilight, Uranus | Leave a comment

Flint, Michigan: A Great Place To Be Raped And Killed

Posted on November 16, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula It’s easy to feel sorry for Flint, Michigan. The decline of the American Auto industry has hit the decaying rust belt hellhole harder than most cities, and the town that gave us Michael Moore, Sandra Bernhard and Grand … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture, News | Tagged Flint, Grand Funk Railroad, impoverished third-world hellhole, Killtown USA, Michael Moore, Michigan, murder, places that suck, rape, rust belt, Sandra Bernhard, United States of America, unlivable places | 4 Comments

Raping Justin Bieber

Posted on November 4, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. George Carlin By her own admission, Mariah Yeater is a predator. She has repeatedly boasted to anyone who will listen about the events of … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Entertainment, News | Tagged Beliebers, Elmer Fudd, Elmer was asking for it, George Carlin, gold digger, hairless hit factory, hussies, Justin Bieber, Mariah Yeater, Michael Jackson, outright lies, paternity tests, Porky Pig, rape, San Diego, skanks | Leave a comment

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Headlines: Great Big Boobs & A Phyllis Diller Smile

Best of Headlines II

Professional Women

Headlines 12.15.11

Flint, Michigan: A Great Place To Be Raped And Killed

Raping Justin Bieber

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