Tag Archives: religious intolerance

Punching-Bag Faiths Make Bid For ‘Real Religion’ Status

Originally Posted 01.03.12 By Smaktakula It’s no secret that joking about religion can be a dicey prospect. While it may occasionally still be safe to joke about baby-buggering bishops outside the earshot of any nearby papists (which means refraining from … Continue reading

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Jehovah’s Witnesses: You Might Like To Know

Originally posted 10.04.11 By Smaktakula Admit it, you don’t know much about the Jehovah’s Witnesses other than that you fear them. For many, the sight of a well-dressed, smiling couple patrolling the neighborhood can instill the same fear that a … Continue reading

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Prophet’s Stint As Guest-Editor Of Humor Magazine Surprisingly Unfunny

By Smaktakula It sounded like a great idea: invite Islam’s premier prophet to guest edit a French humor magazine.  The editors of French Satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo had long sought to entice the Prophet Mohammed to bring his singular wit … Continue reading

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The Westboro Baptist Church Pretty Much Hates Everybody

In a maneuver of daring doucheness which surprised both their foes and their fringy clutch of boosters alike, yokel commandos from the Westboro Baptist Church staged a brazen assault on America’s East Coast.  The majority of their forces were directed … Continue reading

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Fred Phelps: Champion Of Civil Liberties

By Smaktakula Fred Phelps and his odious Westboro Baptist Church were the recent victors in a 8-1 Supreme Court decision which upheld the church’s right to act like complete cocksuckers at the funerals of soldiers.  The WBC is concerned, as … Continue reading

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This Day In History: February 14, 1989 CE

On which douchey theocrat Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini vociferously expresses his displeasure with Salman Rushdie‘s The Satanic Verses. The tactic proves so popular that it remains the Islamic community’s preferred method to redress grievances both real and imagined. We, the public, are easily, lethally offended.  We … Continue reading

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Pork: The Other Hate Meat

By Smaktakula In American society’s quest to regulate speech in the interests of sensitivity and to answer the burning question Why are we so full of hate?, it must constantly reexamine various societal motifs and weed out those which have … Continue reading

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Happy Thoughts For Friday: Dee-Vine Justice

By Smaktakula When notoriously unfriendly douchebag Reverend Fred Phelps finally shuffles off this mortal coil and meets the Almighty, wouldn’t it be super if He looked like this? Hey now, Sugartits–you ever play a game called ‘Where’s the serpent?’

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Indonesia Beset By Twin Disasters; Robertson Silent

By Smaktakula A freakish double-disaster has claimed the lives of at least 137 people in Indonesia.  On Monday, parts of the island nation were stuck by a tsunami, killing a least a hundred people and leaving many more homeless.  The … Continue reading

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The Secret Origin Of Westboro Baptist’s Fred Phelps

By Smaktakula Late August, 1951 The piece of Phelpsicana included below, the Westboro Baptist Church’s earliest slogan, helps to shed light on Phelps’ bizarre devolution:

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