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Punching-Bag Faiths Make Bid For ‘Real Religion’ Status
Originally Posted 01.03.12 By Smaktakula It’s no secret that joking about religion can be a dicey prospect. While it may occasionally still be safe to joke about baby-buggering bishops outside the earshot of any nearby papists (which means refraining from … Continue reading
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Tagged alcoholism, bigotry, bravery, Catholicism, Christians, double standards, Germany, holiness church, Holocaust, hypocrisy, Jehovah's Witnesses, Jews, LDS, Methodists, Mormons, muslims, NAMBLA, pacifism, Quakers, religious intolerance, religious persecution, safe to joke about, snake handlers, weirdos
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Jehovah’s Witnesses: You Might Like To Know
Originally posted 10.04.11 By Smaktakula Admit it, you don’t know much about the Jehovah’s Witnesses other than that you fear them. For many, the sight of a well-dressed, smiling couple patrolling the neighborhood can instill the same fear that a … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Religion
Tagged bravery, communists, criminals, fascism, Germany, Gypsies, Holocaust, homosexuals, Jehovah's Witnesses, Jews, muslims, Nazi Germany, religious intolerance, Roma, shut your mouth!, United States of America, Watchtower
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Prophet’s Stint As Guest-Editor Of Humor Magazine Surprisingly Unfunny
By Smaktakula It sounded like a great idea: invite Islam’s premier prophet to guest edit a French humor magazine. The editors of French Satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo had long sought to entice the Prophet Mohammed to bring his singular wit … Continue reading
The Westboro Baptist Church Pretty Much Hates Everybody
In a maneuver of daring doucheness which surprised both their foes and their fringy clutch of boosters alike, yokel commandos from the Westboro Baptist Church staged a brazen assault on America’s East Coast. The majority of their forces were directed … Continue reading
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Tagged bigotry, childish sexual innuendo, Christianity, Claymation, crazy people, Davey & Goliath, death by automobile, death by drunk driving, douchebaggery, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, Gay Pride Parade, God Hates Fags, homosexuality, IEDs, Kansas, New York, New York City, religious intolerance, Reverend Fred Phelps, Roger Ebert, Ryan Dunn, Shirley Phelps-Roper, Westboro Baptist Church, Wizard of Oz, yokels
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Fred Phelps: Champion Of Civil Liberties
By Smaktakula Fred Phelps and his odious Westboro Baptist Church were the recent victors in a 8-1 Supreme Court decision which upheld the church’s right to act like complete cocksuckers at the funerals of soldiers. The WBC is concerned, as … Continue reading
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Tagged 1st Amendment, civil liberties, douchebaggery, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, God Hates Fags, heterosexuality, homosexuality, religious intolerance, Reverend Fred Phelps, Supreme Court, that asshole who demonstrates at the funerals of soldiers, Uncle Sam, Westboro Baptist Church
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This Day In History: February 14, 1989 CE
On which douchey theocrat Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini vociferously expresses his displeasure with Salman Rushdie‘s The Satanic Verses. The tactic proves so popular that it remains the Islamic community’s preferred method to redress grievances both real and imagined. We, the public, are easily, lethally offended. We … Continue reading
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Tagged 1989, Ayatollah Khomeini, censorship, douchebaggery, douchey theocrats, fatwa, February 14, Iran, religious intolerance, Salman Rushdie, The Satanic Verses, theocratic cultural backwaters, this day in history, those wacky mullahs!, your feelings > freedom of expression
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Pork: The Other Hate Meat
By Smaktakula In American society’s quest to regulate speech in the interests of sensitivity and to answer the burning question Why are we so full of hate?, it must constantly reexamine various societal motifs and weed out those which have … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Politics, Religion, Stupidity
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Happy Thoughts For Friday: Dee-Vine Justice
By Smaktakula When notoriously unfriendly douchebag Reverend Fred Phelps finally shuffles off this mortal coil and meets the Almighty, wouldn’t it be super if He looked like this? Hey now, Sugartits–you ever play a game called ‘Where’s the serpent?’
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The Secret Origin Of Westboro Baptist’s Fred Phelps
By Smaktakula Late August, 1951 The piece of Phelpsicana included below, the Westboro Baptist Church’s earliest slogan, helps to shed light on Phelps’ bizarre devolution:
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Tagged bigotry, Brokeback Mountain, closeted homosexual, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, God Hates Fags, I wish I could quit you, judge not lest ye be judged, let he who is without sin cast the first stone, Phelpsicana, religious intolerance, Reverend Fred Phelps, that asshole who demonstrates at the funerals of soldiers, Westboro Baptist Church, you got a real purty mouth
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Indonesia Beset By Twin Disasters; Robertson Silent
By Smaktakula A freakish double-disaster has claimed the lives of at least 137 people in Indonesia. On Monday, parts of the island nation were stuck by a tsunami, killing a least a hundred people and leaving many more homeless. The … Continue reading →