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Posted on May 23, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Americans take pride in the notion that their nation is a meritocracy, a place where the pathway to success remains open to every man, woman and child regardless of his or her race. This has not always been the case: for almost two-hundred years … Continue reading →

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Posted in History, News | Tagged African-Americans, bigotry, black leaders, California, CBC, Congressional Black Caucus, Democratic Party, double standards, Elijah Cummings, exclusionary policy, G. K. Butterfield, G. K. Butterfield is actually black!, Harold Ford, hypocrisy, Missouri, No Whites Allowed!, North Carolina, Pete Stark, playing the race card, preferential treatment, race-based admission, racial favoritism, racism, Republican Party, reverse racism, Stephen I Cohen, William Lacy Clay Jr., William Lacy Clay Sr. | 2 Comments

Trump’s Exit Leaves GOP Field Slightly Less Sleazy

Posted on December 27, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula America’s Republican Party got a shot in the arm with the recent news that Donald ‘The Donald’ Trump has switched his party affiliation from Republican to Independent. The real estate mogul and vulgar television personality had in years … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, News, Politics | Tagged Donald Trump, GOP, Lex Luthor, Michelle Bachmann, Newt Gingrich, Republican Party, Rick Santorum, Ronald Reagan, the Donald | 1 Comment

OC Republicans Take Racism To New Low

Posted on April 18, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Just when America thinks it has a handle on its deep-seated racism, something comes along to stir the flames. Marilyn Davenport, a member of the Orange County Republican Committee, recently circulated an email with a picture of President … Continue reading →

Posted in News, Politics, Stupidity | Tagged Barack Obama, California, double standards, George W. Bush, GOP, hypersensitivity, hypocrisy, imaginary racism, Klansmen, opossums, Orange County, racism, Republican Party, Republicans, Sarah Palin, sexism | 3 Comments

Promethean Times’ 2010 Person Of The Year: Us

Posted on December 31, 2010 by tardsie

By Promethean Times Conventional wisdom warns that TIME‘s annual Person of the Year award is so iconic as to render superfluous any imitations. However, as it has so many times before, Promethean Times eschews the expected by boldly forging a … Continue reading →

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The Party Does Not Love You

Posted on October 14, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Promethean Times takes very seriously its responsibilities as one of America’s tertiary news sources. With this in mind, we felt it incumbent upon us to remind Americans to vote wisely in November. If you’re like most contemporary Americans, … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics, Stupidity | Tagged 2010 midterm elections, Dance Party 2010, Dance Party 2010 wants to make out with you, Democratic Party, elections, GOP, Green Party, International Communist Party, Libertarian Party, party affiliation, party loyalty, Republican Party, suckers, Tea Party | 2 Comments

I’m Not A Nazi, But I Play One On The Weekends

Posted on October 11, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula It turns out that Rich Iott, the GOP’s nominee for Ohio’s 9th Congressional District, likes to dress up as an SS officer. This may prove a liability in the upcoming election. Although Iott contends that his activities with … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, History, Politics, Stupidity | Tagged 5th SS Panzer Division Wiking, Adolf Hitler, cabals, GOP, historical reenactors, Michael Steele, National Socialism, Nazi uniform, New Order, Ohio, Ohio 9th Congressional District, political suicide, Republican Party, Rich Iott, SS, stupidity, Tea Party, Weekend Wehrmacht, white supremacists, Zionism | Leave a comment

CNN Refuses To Forget About Ted Stevens

Posted on August 10, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula CNN’s piece, Former Sen. Ted Stevens Remembered, proves that even though the world has known of his death for a few hours now, he’s by no means forgotten.

Posted in Culture, History, National Events, People, Politics, Scandal | Tagged airplane, Alaska, CNN, corrupt politicians, corruption, death by airplane, former senator, not a big truck, obituary, plane crash, politicians, Republican Party, Senator Stevens, series of tubes, Ted Stevens, Ted Stevens is dead, untimely deaths | Leave a comment

Steele Justice Comes Fast And Hard

Posted on May 12, 2010 by Smaktakula

Michael Steele takes swift and firm action on the Republican sex-club scandal that happened like two years ago or something. Papa Don’t Take No Mess. For More Than A Few Months, Anyway: FOXNews.com – Steele Fires Finance Directors Amid ‘Bondage … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, General Foolishness, National Events, National Politics, Political Correctness, Politics, Scandal | Tagged bondage club scandal, GOP, John Shaft, Michael Steele, Papa Don't Take No Mess, Pat Boone, Republican Party, strip club scandal, Upside Yo Head | Leave a comment

The GOP Finally Getting Its Black On

Posted on April 30, 2010 by Smaktakula

At this point, any move by the GOP to strengthen its ties with minorities would be a welcome development. Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, National Events, People, Political Correctness, Politics, Race, Regional Politics | Tagged Abel Maldonado, African-Americans, Al Sharpton, Alan Keyes, Arkansas, Barack Obama, Black Leadership Scowl, black Republicans, Bobby Jindal, Democratic Party, GOP, Jeremiah Wright, Jesse Jackson, Louis Farrakhan, Michael Steele, Mike Huckabee, playing the race card, Princella Smith, professional race baiters, Project 21, race baiting, Republican Party, Republicans, Rick Crawford, Sinister Minister | 6 Comments

Democrats Eager To Prove They’re Every Bit As Dumb As Republicans

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Smaktakula

If Democrats persist in playing to the fringe, they’ll be out of power just as quickly as they came in. Continue reading →

Posted in General Foolishness, National Events, National Politics, Politics, Regional Politics | Tagged Arkansas, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Blanche Lincoln, Clinton bump, Connecticut, Democratic Party, DNC, do-gooders, GOP, Jimmy Carter, John McCain, Joseph Lieberman, LBJ, limousine liberal, Ned Lamont, Republican Party, RINO, RNC, stupidity | 2 Comments

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Tag Archives: Republican Party

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Trump’s Exit Leaves GOP Field Slightly Less Sleazy

OC Republicans Take Racism To New Low

Promethean Times’ 2010 Person Of The Year: Us

The Party Does Not Love You

I’m Not A Nazi, But I Play One On The Weekends

CNN Refuses To Forget About Ted Stevens

Steele Justice Comes Fast And Hard

The GOP Finally Getting Its Black On

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