Tag Archives: Rick Santorum

Please Don’t Vote Stupid!

Posted on November 4, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula With the 2012 Presidential Election at last coming to its ugly and no-doubt contentious conclusion, the American public is eager for the cessation of those unpleasantries attendant with any election year, but which have become especially pronounced in recent … Continue reading →

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Posted in Culture, News, Politics, Stupidity | Tagged Adolf Hitler, Barack Obama, death by not voting, democracy, democratic republic, Diddy, Hulk Hogan, ignorance--it's what America does!, Mitt Romney, Paris Hilton, Pauly Shore, Rick Santorum, stupid people, stupid voters, United States of America, Vote or Die!, Why am I so stupid? | 29 Comments

Headlines 05.24.12

Posted on May 24, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which we comment on topical events after having only bothered to read the headlines, which at least makes us better-informed than the average American. *** Fiona Apple’s new album title is 23 words long ~ We’ll have to … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, Music, News, Politics, Religion, Stupidity | Tagged Arkansas, Barack Obama, death by cancer, Does Nature Want You Dead? Yes It Does., Fiona Apple, gay marriage, headlines, Mitt Romney, muslims, Opera, Rick Santorum, Robin Gibb, Rocky the Flying Squirrel, Secret Service, Why am I so lonely?, Won't Ask Don't Care | 23 Comments

What Marginal Talent Will We Next Canonize Upon Death?

Posted on April 5, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula One has only to see the unlikely outpouring of affection bestowed upon murderous Jackass jackass Ryan Dunn to see that death is characterized not only by a ghastly odor of putrefaction, but also by a sheen of undeserved talent and a … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, History | Tagged Al Gore, Amy Winehouse, boy bands, Davy Jones, Eddie Murphy, Grace Jones, Howard Jones, Jackass, JK Rowling, Led Zeppelin, Monkees, Muammar al-Gaddafi, Rick Santorum, Ryan Dunn, Sarah Palin, untalented stars, Whitney Houston | 27 Comments

Headlines 04.03.12

Posted on April 3, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which we get all the information we need from the headlines of the day: *** Anti-Putin protesters form a 10-mile human chain around Moscow ~ Anti-Putin protesters made into bizarre human chain in dungeons beneath Moscow. Poor reading … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, News, Stupidity | Tagged Africa, boobs, botulism, Brazil, breastuses, bumper sticker mentality, child abandonment, Chuck E. Cheese, death by soccer, drugs, Gollum, headlines, Iwo Jima, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Marines, Mexico, old people, political bumper stickers, prostitution, Rick Santorum, Seattle, Soccer, Vladimir Putin, Washington, Why am I so stupid? | 16 Comments

It’s Okay Kansas, You Just Don’t Know No Better

Posted on March 11, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Rick Santorum has been declared the winner of the Kansas caucuses! Did you know that Langston Hughes, Dennis Hopper, Gwendolyn Brooks, Amelia Earhart and Dwight Eisenhower all hailed from Kansas? Not a one of them thought enough of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, News, Politics, Stupidity | Tagged Amelia Earhart, bad decisions, Dennis Hopper, don't vote stupid, Dwight Eisenhower, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, foolish choices, Gwendolyn Brooks, Kansans, Kansas, Kansas City, Langston Hughes, Missouri, places that suck, Reverend Fred Phelps, Rick Santorum, Westboro Baptist Church, Why am I so stupid? | 17 Comments

Headlines 03.06.12

Posted on March 6, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which we opine upon the headlines of the day without first reading the articles. *** Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine backs Rick Santorum ~ See Kids? A bacchanalian life of drug-fueled debauchery is not without its consequences. Although the pernicious effects of addiction … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Music, Cinema, News, Stupidity, Culture, Politics, Entertainment | Tagged 1906 San Francisco Earthquake, boobs, breastuses, Celebrity Death Watch, date rape, Dave Mustaine, death by old age, divorce, Does Nature Want You Dead? Yes It Does., Drew Barrymore, drugs, dyslexia, Eddie Murphy, fat people, France, has-beens, headlines, heroin, hos, Lady Gaga, LiLo, Lindsay Lohan, little people, LSD, Lybia, lycergic acid diethylamide. LSD not LDS which is something very different, Megadeth, moobs, poor judgement, pop biology, prostitution, Rick Santorum, Shakira, short people, skanks, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Smaktakula's distrust of short people, stalkers, Star Trek, sweet lady meg, the French, Trekkies, trippin' balls, TSA, Where Are They Now?, Why am I so fat?, Why am I so lonely?, Why am I so stupid?, women of easy virtue | 11 Comments

Headlines 02.09.12

Posted on February 9, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula We respond to today’s headlines without first reading the stories! Parenting After Penn State: Can We Trust Coaches with Our Kids? ~ As much as we ever could. Today: Woman gives birth on N.J. train ~ As it happens, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Entertainment, Politics, Science, Sport, Stupidity | Tagged arson, bad parents, creepy, dolphins, drunken Native Americans, ethnic pandering, headlines, Jack Daniels, Jamie Lynn Spears, khat, Latinos, Los Angeles, Mitt Romney, Mogadishu, Native Americans, New Jersey, New York Giants, Newt Gingrich, Penn St., places that suck, playing the lottery as an investment, Rick Santorum, ShamWow!, ShamWow! Vince, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Somalia, Survivor, the French, the French people's love of stinky things, ugly people, US Navy, Why am I so fat? | 6 Comments

Santorum Trifecta!

Posted on February 8, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Rick Santorum turned a great many heads on Tuesday when he apparently swept the Republican primaries in Minnesota, Missouri and Colorado, proving once again that running right down the center of the USA is a big ol’ streak of stupid. You … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture | Tagged bad decisions, Colorado, foolish choices, Minnesota, Missouri, Mitt Romney, presidential primary, Rick Santorum, stupid voters, United States of America, Why am I so stupid? | Leave a comment

Headlines 01.20.12

Posted on January 20, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which we comment on contemporary headlines without first reading the articles: 25 members of Congress with lowest net worth ~ How much respect should we have for these mouth-breathers if they can’t even steal right? Putin faces off … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture, Entertainment, News, Politics, Religion | Tagged Axl Rose, bad teeth, Beyonce Knowles, Blue Ivy Carter, breasts, breastuses, California, Catholic Church, childish sexual innuendo, Chinese Democracy, Chris Paul, Clippers, congress, Costa Concordia, death by cruise ship, dope, drugs, God, grass, headlines, hemp, Hope, inbreeding, Japan, Jay-Z, marijuana, Muammar al-Gaddafi, Nakh-Nakh the Pig, pederasts, pot, Powerball, reefer, Rick Santorum, schadenfreude, sweet sweet cheeba, taint, Teen Mom, Vladimir Putin, weed | Leave a comment

Trump’s Exit Leaves GOP Field Slightly Less Sleazy

Posted on December 27, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula America’s Republican Party got a shot in the arm with the recent news that Donald ‘The Donald’ Trump has switched his party affiliation from Republican to Independent. The real estate mogul and vulgar television personality had in years … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, News, Politics | Tagged Donald Trump, GOP, Lex Luthor, Michelle Bachmann, Newt Gingrich, Republican Party, Rick Santorum, Ronald Reagan, the Donald | 1 Comment

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Tag Archives: Rick Santorum

Please Don’t Vote Stupid!

Headlines 05.24.12

What Marginal Talent Will We Next Canonize Upon Death?

Headlines 04.03.12

It’s Okay Kansas, You Just Don’t Know No Better

Headlines 03.06.12

Headlines 02.09.12

Santorum Trifecta!

Headlines 01.20.12

Trump’s Exit Leaves GOP Field Slightly Less Sleazy

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