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Headlines: 09.17.12

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula As the news articles of the day are so replete with unfamiliar words and challenging concepts, we’re happy simply to comment on the headlines. *** Carrying these babies for my brother ~ Is considered taboo outside of Appalachia. Gulag Reform: … Continue reading →

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Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, Politics, Science, Sport, Stupidity | Tagged Islam, anti-semitism, Barack Obama, China, climate change, marijuana, cannabis, Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwe, reefer, weed, New York, sweet sweet cheeba, dope, hemp, grass, you got a real purty mouth, comical despots, Baltimore, Maryland, Al Gore, Mormons, morons, sharks, white people, Chicago, headlines, losers, Michael Phelps, places that suck, ChocoFührer, incest, Mitt Romney, Frosted Mini-Wheats, Appalachia, sea otters, NYPD, adoption, teacher's strike, Electoral College, Joe Blanton, Waltons, Modern Family | 30 Comments

Return Of Not What You Were Looking For?

Posted on March 2, 2012 by tardsie

By Tardsie Not everyone who visits Promethean Times finds us on purpose. Here we respond to some of the bizarre, dangerous and downright foul search terms by which you found us. Enjoy! *** fags love straight men ~ It’s true, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, Stupidity | Tagged abortion, Afghanistan, Barack Obama, Barry Bonds, Baseball, Bert & Ernie, Billy Carter, black sororities, breastuses, Camilla Parker Bowles, China, Courtney Love, degenerates, dope, douchebaggery, drugs, drunken Irishmen, Emmanuel Lewis, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, fauxhawks, fellatrix, femullet, grass, hemp, Herb Tarlek, Hugh Hefner, Kim Jong-un, marijuana, Massengill disposable douche, mullets, North Korea, not what you were looking for?, Pedobear, pork, pot, Prince William, reefer, Robert Mugabe, rope, Russell Brand, seriously--hippies are odious, Stupid Gene, sweet sweet cheeba, Taliban, testicles, Tina Fey, Tina Fey not dead, tiny penis, urban legends, vagina, water sports, weed, Westboro Baptist Church, Yao Ming | 12 Comments

Promethean Times’ 2011 Person Of The Year: Us Again

Posted on December 30, 2011 by Smaktakula

By The Promethean Times Editorial Staff We’ll admit it–we didn’t think it would come to this. We figured we’d be rich by now, or at the very least the Rapture would have freed us from our myriad woes. Since it … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Entertainment, History, News, Politics, Religion | Tagged 'Lil Kim, 1492, 2010, 2011, 2012, Afghanistan, Amy Winehouse, Arab Spring, Armenian Genocide, Arnold Schwarzenegger, arson, Barack Obama, California, Celebrity Death Watch, Charlie Sheen, Cleveland, Code Pink, Democratic Republic of Congo, Democrats, Diana Spencer, Dirk Nowitzki, dumb kids and the dumb things they do to fuck up their lives, ennui, Fidel Castro, Flower of American Skankhood, Gabby Giffords, gay people, Jani Lane, John Boehner, Julius Malema, Kate Middleton, Kim Jong-il, Kim Jong-un, Kim Kardashian, LeBron James, Leslie Nielsen, Lewis County, Libya, LiLo, Lindsay Lohan, Mayans, Muammar al-Gaddafi, muslims, Nancy Pelosi, narcos, North Korea, Oakland, Occupy, Osama bin Laden, places that suck, Prince William, prognostication, Promethean Times' Person of the Year, puppy-killing, Randy 'Macho Man' Savage, Rapture, Republicans, Robert Mugabe, San Francisco, self-promotion so shameless that it borders on hucksterism, Smaktakula is aware that 'penises' is the accepted plural but if it's good enough for Steinbeck it's good enough for us, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Smaktakula's vendetta against Lewis County, South Africa, Steve Jobs, Tea Party, the cult-like devotion accorded to Steve Jobs by effete Mac users, the French, the West, United States of America, Washington State, Zimbabwe | Leave a comment

I ♥ That Sweet, Sweet Ass!

Posted on November 14, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Zimbabwe has worked hard to achieve its worldwide recognition as an unlivable hellhole. As difficult as it may be to believe, Zimbabwe (formerly known as Rhodesia) was once one of Africa’s most prosperous countries. However, since assuming power … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture, News, Stupidity | Tagged bestiality, childish sexual innuendo, ChocoFührer, comical despots, death by embarrassment, donkey fucking, Donkey Punch, donkeys, forbidden love, impoverished third-world hellhole, kleptocrats, places that suck, race baiting, Robert Mugabe, shapeshifters, Sunday Mayo, Zimbabwe | Leave a comment

Meet Tomorrow’s Tyrants Today: Black Julius

Posted on August 5, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Making South Africa’s Jacob Zuma seem statesmanlike is no small feat. Although the one-party nation’s populist president and leader of the ruling African National Congress (ANC) is by all appearances an affable fellow, Zuma has repeatedly demonstrated behavior … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Music, Politics | Tagged Africa, African National Congress, Afro-fascist, ANC, ANC Youth League, Apartheid, Asians, bigotry, Black Julius, black people, ChocoFührer, comical despots, Dalai Lama, hatemonger, HIV, Jacob Zuma, Julius Malema, meet tomorrow's tyrants today, Nelson Mandela, Orange Julius, places that suck, race baiting, racism, Robert Mugabe, South Africa, the Troubles, Twitter, white people, Zimbabwe | 2 Comments

Know Your Dictafro

Posted on March 8, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula The individual hairstyles of powerful men and women are as unique as fingerprints. Observe:

Posted in Celebrity, History, Politics | Tagged 'Lil Kim, Alexander the Great, Angela Merkel, because he declared himself King of Scotland. Get it now?, Benazir Bhutto, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Bono, Chairman Mao, ChocoFührer, dictafro, Evo Morales, Fugeeman, Golda Meir, Hillary Clinton, Idi Amin Dada, Imelda Marcos, Indira Gandhi, John Holmes, Julius Caesar, Kim Jong-il, Manuel Noriega, Mao Zedong, Marlon Brando, Muammar al-Gaddafi, mulletards, Napoleon Bonaparte, Pyongyang, Richard M. Nixon, Robert Mugabe, Ronald Reagan, Saddam Hussein, Silvio Berlusconi, Ted Kaczynski, Wyclef Jean, you can't tell us that 'Pyongyang' doesn't sound like a filthy word to you | Leave a comment

From BBC News: African Union Suspends Niger Following Coup

Posted on February 20, 2010 by Smaktakula

The junta which has siezed power in Niger had better watch out for the twin forces of the African Union and the United Nations. Oh, Mercy! Continue reading →

Posted in Africa, National Events, World Affairs | Tagged Africa, African Union, BBC News, Guns N' Roses, Iran, Lybia, Muammar al-Gaddafi, Niger, Niger Coup, Robert Mugabe, Steven Adler, United Nations, Zimbabwe | Leave a comment

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Headlines: 09.17.12

Return Of Not What You Were Looking For?

Promethean Times’ 2011 Person Of The Year: Us Again

I ♥ That Sweet, Sweet Ass!

Meet Tomorrow’s Tyrants Today: Black Julius

Know Your Dictafro

From BBC News: African Union Suspends Niger Following Coup

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