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In Defense Of Vladimir Putin
By Smaktakula In attempting to muzzle criticism of his increasingly despotic rule, Russia’s President, with the cheerful assistance of the authoritarian kleptocracy’s kangaroo courts, has perversely managed to shatter a long-standing barrier to free speech. By jailing for two years … Continue reading
Russia Narrowing Stupidity Gap
By Smaktakula The United States is universally lampooned for among other things its hyper-religiosity, the public’s embarrassingly prevalent belief in alien abductions and for the inability of one-fifth of its population to locate the nation on a map. Labelled for … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History, News
Tagged alien abductions, America's edge in stupidity, brilliant dirty weirdos, hygiene, ignorance, national stupidity, places that suck, Russia, Russians sure like that vodka, Soviet Union, space program, UFO abductions, United States of America, USSR, Why am I so stupid?, Yuri Gagarin
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True Facts: The Palin Connection
By Smaktakula As famous as she is, most people aren’t aware that Tea Party centerfold Sarah Palin gets her wonderful sense of humor from her dad, Monty Python genius Michael Palin.
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Politics, Stupidity
Tagged Alaska, Michael Palin, Monty Python, outright lies, Russia, Sarah Palin, Tea Party, true facts, Wasilla
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This Day In History: April 12th, 1961 CE
On which vodka becomes the first alcohol to be consumed in outer space.
Posted in Celebrity, History, Science
Tagged 1961, April 12th, Moscow, outer space, places that suck, Russia, Russians sure like that vodka, Soviet Union, space race, this day in history, USSR, vodka, Vostok 1, Yuri Gagarin
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Revealed: Why The US Won The Cold War
By Smaktakula
Posted in Culture, History
Tagged astronauts, Atari 2600, Cold War, cosmonauts, Eastern Bloc, Grape Ape, Russia, Soviet Union, United States of America, USSR
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News of The Duh: Russia Declared ‘Mafia State’
By Smaktakula Revelations from the most recent round of WikiLeaks.org releases have stunned the international community. Among them are documents in which a Spanish prosecutor termed Russia a “virtual mafia state,” and said that he “cannot differentiate between the activities … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, News
Tagged Alexander Litvinenko, Anna Politkovskaya, China, Cold War, death by bullet, death by ice pick, death by radiation, despots, Dmitry Medvedev, Jose Gonzales, Josef Stalin, journalists, KGB, killing journalists, Leon Trotsky, Mafia, mafia state, News of the Duh, political assassination, political killing, Polonium-210, radiation sickness, repression of dissent, Russia, Spain, United States of America, Vladimir Putin, What a country!, WikiLeaks, Yakov Smirnoff
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Why Up-Down Sites Like reddit Are Awesome!
By Smaktakula By voting up what is good and down those things which are not, you can ensure that only quality content finds its way to the masses, burying those weird notions and unpleasant ideas to which no right-thinking person would ever want to … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged 'Lil 'Lil Kim, Brilliant Comrade, brilliant dirty weirdos, China, dateless cyberninjas, dictators, dictatorship of the masses, Dr. Doom, Dr. Grigori Perelman, Face!, General Secretary of the Communist Party, Hu Jintao, Iran, Kim Jong-un, Latveria, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, North Korea, Pat Robertson, Pat Robertson is batshit crazy, popular culture, reddit, repression of dissent, repressive regimes, Russia, Smaktakula's troubling insecurity, vote down, vote up
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USA Today Surprised By Brilliant, Dirty Weirdo’s Committment To Principles
Fake newspaper USA Today must believe that brilliant, dirty, Russian weirdo Grigori Perelman is full of shit. Why else would they think it newsworthy that Perelman didn’t show up to collect his $1M prize for solving the Poincaré Conjecture? Readers of Promethean Times know … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Europe, People, World Affairs
Tagged $1M prize, brilliant dirty weirdos, crazy bastard, Dr. Grigori Perelman, fake newspaper, journalists, mad Russian genius, Mathsputin, people with unibrows, Poincare Conjecture, refuses prize, Russia, USA Today, who reads USA Today anyway?
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Brilliant, Dirty Weirdo Said To Have Proved The Existence Of God
Not content to rest on his laurels after conquering the Poincaré Conjecture, Promethean Times’ favorite brilliant, dirty weirdo has apparently gone all metaphyisical. According to a pal, Grigori Perelman believes he has proven the existence of God. This information may be suspect, however. … Continue reading
