Tag Archives: San Diego

Fresno: Looking Past All The Suck

Posted on February 7, 2012 by

By Smaktakula Fresno, California is a powerfully forgettable city.  Squatting like an infected zit in the center of California’s San Joaquin Valley (itself labelled a ‘New Appalachia’ by The Economist), Fresno is an embarrassing relation to California’s first-class cities: Los Angeles, San … Continue reading →

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Raping Justin Bieber

Posted on November 4, 2011 by

By Smaktakula I can prove to you that rape is funny.  Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. George Carlin By her own admission, Mariah Yeater is a predator.  She has repeatedly boasted to anyone who will listen about the events of … Continue reading →

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Underage Hitman Is Idol Of Boys Worldwide

Posted on December 15, 2010 by

By Smaktakula Most young boys dream of growing up to do great things: being a starship captain, secret agent or superhero.   In Mexico, one pubescent boy did more than just dream; laughing in the face of the naysayers, he … Continue reading →

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Nerds Demonstrate Some Value In Non-Technical Applications

Posted on July 26, 2010 by

It was San Diego’s darkest hour; America’s Finest City found herself in the grip of an unrelenting evil more insidious than any heretorfore felt in the fair city.gripped by a peril heretofore unimagined. Everywhere, harried citizens were paralyzed by a growing sense of doom: a small cadre of thugs, underlings of the odious Lord Gomorrah, had come to the city to share some of their vile asshattery. Who would champion St. Diego’s city against the scourge of such villainy? Continue reading →

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