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Tardsie’s True-Ass Audio Tales: The Colonel’s Revenge
By Tardsie The Colonel’s Revenge In which something funny becomes unfunny, but then becomes funny again! Bonus! Tardsie opines on the practice of trafficking underage sex slaves: Tardsie shares a personal detail: About these ads
Posted in Entertainment, History, True-Ass Tales
Tagged botulism, Earl, fast food, Kathy, KFC, schadenfreude, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales, vomit
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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales–Take Me Out To The Ballgame
By Tardsie Relax, baseball-haters, the following True-Ass Tales are concerned less with what happens on the field, and more with shenanigans in the stands. The Sweetest Beer–Safeco Field, Seattle, Washington I guess you could call me a beer snob. I … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Sport, Stupidity, True-Ass Tales
Tagged Anaheim Angels, Anaheim Stadium, Baseball, California Angels, Candlestick Park, Colorado Rockies, Coors Field, Dock Ellis, Dodger Stadium, dope, drugs, grass, hemp, Los Angeles Dodgers, LSD, lycergic acid diethylamide. LSD not LDS which is something very different, marijuana, Pittsburgh Pirates, pot, reefer, San Francisco Giants, schadenfreude, Seattle Mariners, sweet sweet cheeba, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales, vomiting, weed
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Beat The Heat With Schadenfreude!
By Smaktakula With record temperatures baking the nation, the highways and Interstates clogged with holiday travellers and the myriad pressures of the work-a-day world, it’s a fair bet somebody could use a laugh today. Promethean Times is headquartered in San … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged dickheadedness, making friends, Oprah Winfrey, places that don't suck, San Luis Obispo, schadenfreude, SLO, yes we're jerks
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Sad Thoughts: Remunerative Inequality
By Smaktakula Bummer: The wayward strumpets on MTV’s Teen Mom get paid a lot more than you do. “Have you met my kids? The older boy’s named Beer Goggles and this is my daughter, Regretta. The little one’s Cody.” Schadenfreuderiffic! At least she’s … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Stupidity
Tagged alcohol, bad decisions, Beer Goggles, celebriskanks, life is a cruel bitch sometimes, poor impulse control, reality television, schadenfreude, unlike your 15 minutes of fame a child lasts forever, wasted life, white trash, Why am I so stupid?
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Headlines 01.20.12
By Smaktakula In which we comment on contemporary headlines without first reading the articles: 25 members of Congress with lowest net worth ~ How much respect should we have for these mouth-breathers if they can’t even steal right? Putin faces off … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Entertainment, News, Politics, Religion
Tagged Axl Rose, bad teeth, Beyonce Knowles, Blue Ivy Carter, breasts, breastuses, California, Catholic Church, childish sexual innuendo, Chinese Democracy, Chris Paul, Clippers, congress, Costa Concordia, death by cruise ship, dope, drugs, God, grass, headlines, hemp, Hope, inbreeding, Japan, Jay-Z, marijuana, Muammar al-Gaddafi, Nakh-Nakh the Pig, pederasts, pot, Powerball, reefer, Rick Santorum, schadenfreude, sweet sweet cheeba, taint, Teen Mom, Vladimir Putin, weed
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Irony, As Expressed Through The 2011 NBA Championship
By Tardsie It is almost-but-not-quite ironic that the term Schadenfreude is a German coinage.
Smaktakula Returns ‘For Love Of Promethean Times’
By Tardsie Smaktakula’s legion of slavishly devoted fans, groupies and stalkers will be delighted to know that Promethean Times’ head writer has reconsidered his decision to retire from journalism to pursue a life of boundless hedonism and degenerate self-gratification. Regarding … Continue reading
Black Widow Living In Well-Deserved Squalor
By Smaktakula Fans of Schadenfreude were thrilled by the news that Shannon Price, best known for her half-marriage with half-man Gary Coleman, is living like a filthy animal. In Utah! It seems that the unrepentant black widow still resides in … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, News
Tagged Black Widow, cooze, Emmanuel Lewis, Gary Coleman, Gary Coleman's widow, gold digger, living in squalor, Lynndie England, meal ticket, places that suck, Sao Paulo, schadenfreude, Shannon Price, small black actor, tabloids, The Globe, treachery, Utah, Yoko Ono
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All We Want For Christmas
From The Promethean Times‘ Staff It’s not any sweater, stereo, gadget, gizmo, geegaw, doodad or accoutrement. It’s not cash or gift cards. It certainly isn’t world peace. Our sole and fervent wish this December 25th is a simple one: What … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
Tagged "Want Some?", bad pick-up lines, Christmas, fat and stupid people, fat people, fatties, judge not lest ye be judged, losers, obesity, people of size, schadenfreude, stupid people, useless crap store, Why am I so fat?, Why am I so stupid?, world peace
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