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Time Has Made A Liar Of MC Hammer

By Smaktakula After assuring us that he was too legit to do any such thing–MC Hammer quit. You Remind Me Of A Real Short Story/One Hit Record And You Start To Bore Me ∞ T. About these ads

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Smaktakula Is Super-Freaking Rich

By Tardsie Smaktakula announced at a press conference today that he is “Super-freaking rich” and that he is now “finally living the life I deserve.”  He punctuated this with, “Who’s laughing now, bitches?”,  which he followed up with “Nobody, that’s … Continue reading

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