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Career Opportunities: Carny
A carny is free to pursue his own dreams, be they the simple aspiration to drink turpentine until the onset of blindness, or more dramatic expressions of individuality, such as marrying a she-goat. The carnival doesn’t judge. Continue reading
New Mexico Governor Mulls Pardon Of Legendary Mass Murderer
By Smaktakula New Mexico governor Bill Richardson, best known both for parlaying the backstabbing of Hillary Clinton into a cabinet nomination from which he was forced to withdraw as well as for growing a beard to remind potential voters that … Continue reading
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Tagged beard-based ethnic pandering, Ben Hur, Billy the Kid, David Berkowitz, Emilio Estevez, Governor Bill Richardson, Henry McCarty, Hillary Clinton, Latinos, Lew Wallace, Manson Family, mass murderers, mullets, New Mexico, New Mexico Territory, Pat Garrett, Richard Speck, serial killers, Son of Sam, there's a NEW Mexico?, treachery, Typhoid Mary, William Blaine Richardson III, William H. Bonney
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Super-Intelligent Stalker Sharks Plotting Bloody ‘Dorsal Dawn’
By Smaktakula Recent discoveries have confirmed scientists’ long-standing fears regarding the dangers sharks pose to humanity. Evidence from this research suggests that the threat of shark-on-human violence has never been more prevalent than it is today. Several disturbing trends point to not … Continue reading
