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Headlines 10.16.12

Posted on October 16, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In Which We Comment On The Headlines Without Bothering To Read The Articles *** 9 Reasons Why Being a Mom Qualifies You to Work in a Brothel ~ Well, obviously, you’re no stranger to cock. Let’s just get that … Continue reading →

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Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Entertainment, Music, News, Stupidity | Tagged ...you never go back, Afghanistan, Al Gore, Al Gore is the political Art Garfunkel, Alzheimer's, Arabs, Barack Obama, beauty pageant, Bush Doctrine, Chelsea Clinton, China, deaf people, dope, douchebaggery, drugs, Egypt, Gloria Allred, grass, headlines, hemp, hippies, Honey Boo Boo, Hosni Mubarak, illegal aliens, Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Marines, MILFs, Mom, Paul Ryan, pot, reefer, Rihanna, seriously--hippies are odious, Somali pirates, Somalia, sweet sweet cheeba, weed, Why am I so stupid? | 35 Comments

True Facts: Sea Salt

Posted on June 18, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Not many people know that the unique taste and healthful properties of sea salt come entirely from a surprisingly delicious infusion of fish ass. Put that on your roasted hemp seeds, hippies! ∞ T.

Posted in Science, Stupidity | Tagged don't hate us because we're ignorant, outright lies, sea salt, seriously--hippies are odious, sweet sweet fish ass, true facts | 13 Comments

Robertson To Marijuana Advocates: “Your Move, Dirtbags!”

Posted on March 9, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Only a few days ago, it would have been hard to blame filthy hippies for getting all giddy over the possible legalization of marijuana. Cannabis, the decriminalization of which had seemed until recently to be largely inevitable, may … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, News, Politics, Religion | Tagged cannabis, community college vs real college, dope, grass, hemp, hippies, Just Say No!, keep marijuana illegal, marijuana, marijuana legalization, Oaksterdam, Pat Robertson, Pat Robertson is batshit crazy, pot, reefer, seriously--hippies are odious, that trick never works, the sweet sweet cheeba, weed | 17 Comments

Return Of Not What You Were Looking For?

Posted on March 2, 2012 by tardsie

By Tardsie Not everyone who visits Promethean Times finds us on purpose. Here we respond to some of the bizarre, dangerous and downright foul search terms by which you found us. Enjoy! *** fags love straight men ~ It’s true, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity, Culture | Tagged drugs, abortion, Barack Obama, China, Baseball, marijuana, Robert Mugabe, douchebaggery, Taliban, pot, reefer, weed, urban legends, Afghanistan, sweet sweet cheeba, dope, mullets, hemp, grass, Stupid Gene, Barry Bonds, North Korea, tiny penis, Westboro Baptist Church, Emmanuel Lewis, degenerates, Courtney Love, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, seriously--hippies are odious, drunken Irishmen, not what you were looking for?, vagina, Bert & Ernie, Kim Jong-un, fellatrix, Prince William, fauxhawks, testicles, Massengill disposable douche, Russell Brand, Camilla Parker Bowles, Billy Carter, pork, Tina Fey, Tina Fey not dead, Hugh Hefner, water sports, breastuses, Pedobear, rope, black sororities, Yao Ming, Herb Tarlek, femullet | 12 Comments

Californians Wisely Rethinking Marijuana Legalization

Posted on July 29, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula You’ve got to hand it to the Cannabis Mafia–they almost pulled it off. They came dangerously close to fooling enough of the electorate to transform California into a patchouli paradise. Fortunately, it appears Californians have seen through the smokescreen. The media has … Continue reading →

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Headlines 10.16.12

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Californians Wisely Rethinking Marijuana Legalization

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