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The REAL Reason Straight Guys Dig Lesbians
By Smaktakula As sticky keyboards across the globe will attest, some guys have a thing for lesbians–or more properly, for lesbian sex. These imaginative fetishists notwithstanding, the supposed sexual fixation straight men are said to have with the bedroom goings-on … Continue reading
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Tagged beer, cover 2 defense, dykes, fetishists, flogging the dolphin, gay people, homosexuality, It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again, Jodie Foster, lesbian sex, lesbians, lipstick lesbians, Lovie Smith, onanism, pork rinds, Portia de Rossi, Rachel Maddow, self-abuse, sex, Silence of the Lambs, spankin' it, sticky keyboards, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tony Dungy, We would shoot *** ********* for Jodie Foster!
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Professional Women
By Smaktakula Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal? George Carlin Prostitution remains illegal throughout most of the world. Despite the hypocrisy inherent in being forbidden to sell what you can … Continue reading
Sex: Still Dirty. Still Wrong.
By Smaktakula All too often sexual revisionists claim that the sex act is natural and beautiful, and that moreover, there is nothing filthy, disgusting or iniquitous in two human beings rutting like wild turkeys. Such advice is not only scurrilously … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, News, Stupidity
Tagged Adlai Stevenson III, Andrew Morche, beast with two backs, cannot be unseen, crimes against nature, DIVA 145, Farmington, indecent exposure, intercourse, Katy Perry, Luigi's Pizza Parlor, Michigan, old people, Rita Daniels, sex, sex with old people, Tim Adams, WWII, you got a real purty mouth
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I Like Ike–But Just As Friends
By Smaktakula Perhaps it is the aphrodisiacal rush of power which causes influential men to stray from their spouses, or it may simply be that the oversexed are compelled strive for positions of power. Either way, the truth is the … Continue reading
News of the Duh: The Orgasm Gap
By Smaktakula According to the results of a two-decade survey by researchers at the University of Indiana, men reported that their sexual partners reached orgasm much more frequently than they actually did.* 85% of men believed they had brought their … Continue reading
Revealed: The Real Reason Sesame Street Pulled The Katy Perry Apperance
By Smaktakula The children’s television show Sesame Street has been a hot topic since the show’s producers decided to pull a controversial segment featuring singer Katy Perry. Children’s Television Workshop defended the action, noting that its executive board had reconsidered the … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Music, Stupidity
Tagged censorship, Children's Television Workshop, Elmo, Elmo is a mack, Elmo's World, episode pulled, I love to count!, Katy Perry, Katy Perry's tits, kiddie shows, lewdness, muppets, prudery, Public Television, scandal, Sesame Street, sex, skankery, skonks, YouTube
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Pakistanis Flogging The Little Infidel More Than Previously Thought
According to the peeping cybertoms at Google, there’s more to Pakistan than lawless wastelands ravaged by years upon years of soul-grinding warfare. Those proud Pashtuns are now able to call themselves the world leader in online searches involving pornographic terms. Pakistan is top dog … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, General Foolishness, Islam, Middle East, People, Relationships, Scandal
Tagged aberrant sexual behavior, bestiality, camels, childish sexual innuendo, deviant behavior, donkeys, Google, Pakistan, Pakistani women, peeping cybertoms, porno movies, pornography, sex, sexual repression
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As If Being A Big Fatso Wasn’t Bad Enough . . .
Apparently, studies have shown that obese people have poor sexual health, despite getting less sex than their non-gelatinous counterparts. Hopefully the news that being a waddling grotesquery is not all sunshine and games will counter the media’s persistent efforts to make obesity seem … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Health, National Events, People, Relationships
Tagged big fatso, big girl, but she's got a great personality, childhood obesity, chubby chaser, crotch lobsters, fat people, gelatinous people, husky, impotence, irony, lard ass, obesity, person of size, plumper, poor self-esteem, poor sexual health, sex, sexual dysfunction, sexual powerhouse, unwanted pregnancy, venereal disease, waddling grotesquery
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