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Charlie Got No Teefuses!
By Smaktakula Cretinous 24-Hour party person Charlie Sheen has managed to keep his winning smile throughout his myriad legal and personal woes. However, like so much else in Hollywood, it turns out that Sheen’s pearly whites are fakes, his toothy … Continue reading
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Tagged bad teeth, Celebrity Death Watch, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen is a drugged-out wifebeater, Charlie Sheen Will Never Escape The Brat Pack's Terrible Event Horizon, delirium tremens, dentures, drugs, DTs, fellatio, gold digger, Kacey Jordan, Neil Armstrong, Polident, poor dental hygiene, porn stars, prostitution, Shane MacGowan, skanks, skonks, so sad, teefuses, wretched, you got a real purty mouth
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Irish PM Admits Leprechaun Scheme ‘A Failure.’
By Smaktakula The recent news that the Irish Republic would be requesting a bailout from the EU came as a shock to many observers. As recently as ten days ago the government of Brian Cowen had strongly denied the need … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Politics
Tagged bailout, Brian Cowan, drunken Irishmen, Emerald Isle, EU, European Union, Fighting Irish, Gold, Guinness, IMF, Ireland, Ireland is broke, Irish financial crisis, Irish Republic, Jameson, leprechauns, Operation Lucky Charms, Shane MacGowan, Shane MacGowan is still alive!, They're magically delicious!, what's wrong with Shane's teeth?, ye stole me gold!
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Shane MacGowan Is Still Alive (As Of This Writing): Happy St. Patrick’s Day And God Bless Us All!
Here’s to you, Shane MacGowan–Here’s to us all. Continue reading
