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Heroic Teachers Gone Wild vs. Prudery

By Smaktakula As if further evidence were needed of the alarming rise in anti-skank sentiment across the globe, more proof comes in the form of a 2009 tragedy in suburban Brooklyn.  Two young women, exemplary educators by all accounts, were publicly … Continue reading

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Stupid People: Way More Fun Than TV

By Smaktakula Today, almost anyone can get himself arrested.  It doesn’t take style, flair or even imagination–with 1% of the US population behind bars, it’s easy to see that getting busted in America is pretty routine.  It’s not surprising then, … Continue reading

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What’s In Carol Brady’s Panties?

By Smaktakula Septuagenarian actress and former MILF Florence Henderson is back in the news with revelations that might have best been kept to herself.  In her forthcoming memoir, Life is not a Stage, the actress best known for playing ‘Carol Brady’ … Continue reading

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Lohan: The Time To Hit That Is Now

By Smaktakula Former child star Lindsay Lohan revealed recently in an international statement that she was not currently in a relationship, declaring “I’m available.”  Men and women between the ages of 16-65 who have yet to engage in casual, anonymous … Continue reading

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Grand Theft LiLo

By Smaktakula The date for Lindsay Lohan’s final, pathetic implosion remains unknown, but draws inexorably closer.  Throughout her short life, the Flower of American Skankhood has faced a number of legal difficulties both domestically and abroad, but can now add … Continue reading

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Does It Smell Like Skank In Here?

By Smaktakula Callipygian sexpot Kim Kardashian unveiled her long-awaited signature scent to an eager public last January.  That the ambulatory pair of buttocks would seek to profit from her musky vapors is neither surprising nor particularly blameworthy; that America’s dulled … Continue reading

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Revealed: The Real Reason Sesame Street Pulled The Katy Perry Apperance

By Smaktakula The children’s television show Sesame Street has been a hot topic since the show’s producers decided to pull a controversial segment featuring singer Katy Perry. Children’s Television Workshop defended the action, noting that its executive board had reconsidered the … Continue reading

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Paris Hilton Ja-Banned

By Smaktakula Japan can now include itself among the growing list of nations officially discriminating against skanks.  The Land of the Rising Sun has gone dark for strumpets: Paris Hilton is persona non grata in Japan. Representatives of Japan’s immigration … Continue reading

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Careless Boy’s Mother Ruins A Good Thing

By Smaktakula Livermore, California: A local skank faces 67 charges related to sexual acts with teenage boys.  Christine Shreeve Hubbs, 42, is said to have engaged in the scandalous behavior with two junior high school students, both in her home … Continue reading

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Skanks In The Crosshairs, Part II: The War To End All Whores

By Smaktakula After issuing a string of denials over the past several weeks, the White House abruptly reversed itself yesterday, admitting the existence of Presidential Policy Directive 24601.  This admission ends the mounting speculation regarding the anti-skank directive, dubbed ‘Hobegon‘ by some in the … Continue reading

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