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Lohan: The Time To Hit That Is Now
By Smaktakula Former child star Lindsay Lohan revealed recently in an international statement that she was not currently in a relationship, declaring “I’m available.” Men and women between the ages of 16-65 who have yet to engage in casual, anonymous … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, News
Tagged celebrities, Celebrity Death Watch, cocaine, Did she jump or was she pushed?, drugs, Flower of American Skankhood, former child stars, IPO, LiLo, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay's boobs, NSFW, Schnapps, skankery, skanks, tick . . .tick . . .tick, untalented stars
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Russia Rapidly Narrowing Stupidity Gap
By Smaktakula The United States is universally lampooned among other things for its hyper-religiosity, for the public’s embarrassingly prevalent belief in alien abductions and for the inability of one-fifth of its population to locate their nation on a map. Labelled … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Science, Stupidity
Tagged alien abductions, America losing monopoly on stupidity, America's edge in stupidity, anal probe, brilliant dirty weirdos, Copernicus, Dr. Grigori Perelman, Galileo Galilei, geocentric, geographically disinclined, heliocentricism, hygiene, hyper-religiosity, ignorance, malodorous body funk, national stupidity, Russia, Russians sure like that vodka, skank & stank, skankery, Soviet Union, space program, space race, stupid people, stupidity, stupidity gap, UFO abductions, UFOs, United States of America, USSR, vodka, Why am I so stupid?, Yuri Gagarin
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Grand Theft LiLo
By Smaktakula The date for Lindsay Lohan’s final, pathetic implosion remains unknown, but draws inexorably closer. Throughout her short life, the Flower of American Skankhood has faced a number of legal difficulties both domestically and abroad, but can now add … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, News
Tagged baby daddy, Bill Clinton, California, celebriskanks, Celebrity Death Watch, completely preventable deaths, Crime, drugs, Flower of American Skankhood, grand theft, implosion, legal issues, LiLo, LiLophiles, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan arrested, lost girls, Marilyn Monroe, skankery, skanks, theft, tweakers, untalented stars, Venice
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Revealed: The Real Reason Sesame Street Pulled The Katy Perry Apperance
By Smaktakula The children’s television show Sesame Street has been a hot topic since the show’s producers decided to pull a controversial segment featuring singer Katy Perry. Children’s Television Workshop defended the action, noting that its executive board had reconsidered the … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Music, Stupidity
Tagged censorship, Children's Television Workshop, Elmo, Elmo is a mack, Elmo's World, episode pulled, I love to count!, Katy Perry, Katy Perry's tits, kiddie shows, lewdness, muppets, prudery, Public Television, scandal, Sesame Street, sex, skankery, skonks, YouTube
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Paris Hilton Ja-Banned
By Smaktakula Japan can now include itself among the growing list of nations officially discriminating against skanks. The Land of the Rising Sun has gone dark for strumpets: Paris Hilton is persona non grata in Japan. Representatives of Japan’s immigration … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Stupidity
Tagged anti-skank bigotry, bigotry, celebriskanks, cocaine, drugs, famous for nothing, Free Tibet!, Gaijin Skank!, Hilton Hotels, Ja-Ban, Japan, Japanese economy, Japanese immigration policy, Land of the Rising Sun, Las Vegas, Nevada, Paris Hilton, persona non grata, skankery, skankism, skanks, skonks, untalented stars, We're aware that the captivity of Tibet has fuck all to do with Japan, well-known whores
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Careless Boy’s Mother Ruins A Good Thing
By Smaktakula Livermore, California: A local skank faces 67 charges related to sexual acts with teenage boys. Christine Shreeve Hubbs, 42, is said to have engaged in the scandalous behavior with two junior high school students, both in her home … Continue reading
Posted in Constitutional Issues, Crime, General Foolishness, National Events, North America, People, Relationships, Scandal, Social Networking
Tagged California, Christine Shreeve Hubbs, coming of age, Coo Coo Ca-Choo!, cougars, double standards, hot sex offenders, molestation, Mrs. Robinson, nice job Mom, sex and firearms, sexual predators, skankery, Smaktakula's hypocrisy can sometimes be astounding, The Graduate
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