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Best of Headlines Part I
By Smaktakula Howdy, folks. Headlines has always been one of our favorite Promethean Times features, and recently it seems to have picked up popularity with our readers. This wasn’t always the case. It might surprise you to know we’ve done … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Politics, Science, Sport, Stupidity
Tagged American Civil War, Arkansas, childish sexual innuendo, drugs, fun with stereotypes, gay people, headlines, hookers, India, Japan, Lady Gaga, Latinos, Leonardo DiCaprio, LiLo, Lindsay Lohan, Los Angeles, nudists, perverts, Republicans, Smaktakula is aware that 'penises' is the accepted plural but if it's good enough for Steinbeck it's good enough for you, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Somalia, STDs, the French, Uranus, US Navy, Yoko Ono, you got a real purty mouth
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Not Without My Johnson!
By Smaktakula If you have a penis, or know someone who does, then we don’t have to tell you that it’s a rough time to be a phallus. Not so long ago, the dangers faced by cocks were somewhat pedestrian: … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, News, Stupidity
Tagged Iran, Janet Reno, homicide, penis, Smaktakula is aware that 'penises' is the accepted plural but if it's good enough for Steinbeck it's good enough for you, dicks, Why am I so stupid?, Newt Gingrich, New Jersey, tallywhacker snatchers, dingus, Johnson, phallus, Phillip Seaton, circumcision, castration, death by fatal penis injection, Kasia Rivera
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Not What You Were Looking For? Episode Three: The Search For Cock
By Smaktakula Presenting the third installment in our wildly popular series: Not What You Were Looking For? In which we list some of the search engine terms (indicated in bold) by which you found us, and for which you should rightly be ashamed. You … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, World Affairs, General Foolishness, Critters, Sports, Baseball, Music, Drug Culture, People, Crime, Race
Tagged drugs, Islam, racism, China, fat people, marijuana, K2, douchebaggery, childish sexual innuendo, weed, Pakistan, Irene Folstrom, treachery, sweet sweet cheeba, Miley Cyrus, skankery, skankism, Michael Lohan, your mother must be very proud, Reverend Fred Phelps, happy thoughts, comical despots, Pauly Shore, waddling grotesquery, Why am I so fat?, George Sherrill, rave culture, Jay Bush, Duke, curs, bovine-on-human violence, Olive Garden, craptastic eatery, people of size, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, Wyclef Jean, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, Fugeeman, not what you were looking for?, Freddie Mercury, penis, senior citizens, unctuous pimp, Michael Lohan is a turd with eyes, dreadlocks, cock, vagina, pastaphilia, rastaphilia, the knacker, CDSA, Donkey Kong, comical spelling errors, poor spelling, Ruminations of a Junkie for Politics, Walt Stoelting, Confessions of an America-Hating Man-Jezebel, Jean Valjean, Les Miserables, Victor Hugo, 19th Century French Literature, Soylent Green, violence, madness, sexy nurses, Turkish Tool, Mauritanian Meat-Sword, old people, Cat in the Hat, penis-based racism, female anatomy, CockBlog, virile He-Man, phallophilia, Smaktakula is aware that 'penises' is the accepted plural but if it's good enough for Steinbeck it's good enough for you, Smaktakula's troubling insecurity, hot and cold running chicks
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