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Headlines: 07.23.12
By Smaktakula In which we’re presumptuous enough to opine on the day’s headlines, but too damn lazy to read the articles. *** 8 Things You Didn’t Know About Restless Legs Syndrome ~ One of them is that it’s not a real … Continue reading
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Tagged Islam, Israel, fat people, Hamas, marijuana, cannabis, US Navy, Arkansas, California, weed, skanks, sweet sweet cheeba, dope, medical marijuana, lame sports, legalize it, hemp, Holocaust, Detroit, News of the Duh, Why am I so fat?, drunken Irishmen, fun with stereotypes, headlines, Nobel Peace Prize, death by automobile, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Michigan, cat ladies, ignorance--it's what we do, Smaktakula's hatred of clowns, the navy's pretty gay already, drunken Native Americans, the reefer, phony diseases, Penn State, Miss Holocaust
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Thoughts On The Nature Of Funny
By Smaktakula Humor is a strange and wondrous thing. Wondrous, of course, because of the warm, community-building emotions generated by humor, it is at the same time strange, as humor is one of those enigmatic and elusive qualities so hard to … Continue reading
A Funny Story About Clowns
By Tardsie (from the common folklore) In which we retell an old tale about a boy and his tormentor. The Greasepaint Horror When Johnny Weems was just seven years old, he begged his parents to take him to the circus … Continue reading
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Tagged Bozo, Carrot Top, clowns, Insane Clown Posse, John Wayne Gacy, Joker, KISS, Michael Jackson, mimes, Pennywise, pervertry, Smaktakula's hatred of clowns
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Clowns: A Final Solution
By Smaktakula The old ‘Clowns-in-a-Car’ gag. It’s okay, we guess–but imagine how many more clowns you could stuff in there if you simply chopped them up first. Clowns make everything funny. ∞T.
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Tagged clowns, Clowns in a Car, Final Solution, Operation Mr. Chuckles, Smaktakula's hatred of clowns
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By Smaktakula The worst kind of clown: a silent, French one.
Rodeo Clowns
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Tagged clowns, rodeo, rodeo clowns, Smaktakula's hatred of clowns
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