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The Anaheim Angels Of Anaheim: Why They’re Bad For America
By Smaktakula Here’s Why: 1) Superfluous. The LA-OC Metro Area is also the home the more historic and culturally significant Los Angeles Dodgers (of Los Angeles), and the Southern California area already includes the Padres, San Diego’s semi-pro ball club. … Continue reading
People Of Size Demand To Be Represented In Diabetes Commercials
By Smaktakula Anywhere you travel across this great land, you’re very nearly guaranteed to see obese people. Whether they’re wolfing down a score of Whoppers at Burger King or zipping through the mall on their scooters, with cell phones to their ears and … Continue reading
Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Frogboy
By Tardsie In which, through an act of reprehensible drunken thuggery, we learn a very valuable lesson about our behavior. First of all, I am in no way responsible for Frogboy’s undignified, if appropriate, sobriquet. That honor goes to Daria, … Continue reading
True Facts: Audiobooks
By Smaktakula Rapid advances in technology and the world’s ever-burgeoning “Stupid Factor” are both contributing to the incipient extinction of the book in its traditional form. That portion of the public which still wastes its time reading now has a … Continue reading
Jabba The Hutt Mulls Republican Bid
By Smaktakula Republicans are giddy with the rumors that famed intergalactic crimelord Jabba the Hutt is mulling a bid for their party’s nomination. Although the gelatinous gangster denies the rumors, supporters say that Jabba’s no-nonsense approach to fiscal policy, proven … Continue reading
Don’t Be Too Free With The Pee
By Smaktakula If you ever find yourself uttering the words, “Oh come on now–who HASN’T pissed all over the receiver of a public phone once or twice in his life?“– we can say with a high degree of certainty that … Continue reading
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Smaktakula Returns ‘For Love Of Promethean Times’
By Tardsie Smaktakula’s legion of slavishly devoted fans, groupies and stalkers will be delighted to know that Promethean Times’ head writer has reconsidered his decision to retire from journalism to pursue a life of boundless hedonism and degenerate self-gratification. Regarding … Continue reading
Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan Takes A Terrible Picture No Matter The Angle
By Smaktakula There. We said it. So were we wrong? Sometimes we like to showcase our highbrow political stuff. ∞T.
