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Why Mom And Dad Will Spend Their Golden Years In A Substandard Nursing Home
By Smaktakula Here’s why: We found a place we think you’re really gonna like–they did a whole segment about it on 60 Minutes. ∞ T. About these ads
Posted in Culture
Tagged child abuse, childhood humiliations, getting back at mom and dad, shitty parents, so sad, thanks a lot mom
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Life: Was That It?
By Tardsie A friend of mine died tragically this weekend. He was far too young. Has there ever been an instance of someone who died too old? *** For what is it all but being hatched, And running about the … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged death, first world problems, so long buddy, so sad, tragedy, why am I so unhappy?
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Singer Whitney Houston Dies
By Smaktakula Whitney Houston is dead at 48 a representative of the beloved singer announced today. Although cause of death has yet to be determined, even an encephalitic gibbon knows that drugs were the most likely culprit. After a series of chart-busting … Continue reading
Facebook Games
By Smaktakula The single worst thing about playing Facebook games is that Facebook, unwilling to let you wallow privately in the admission that yours is a life devoid of any meaning or real human intimacy, trumpets the unfortunate truth to … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
Tagged Facebook, games, losers, Mafia Wars, so sad, waddling grotesquery, wasted life, Why am I so fat?
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Furries
By Smaktakula It must come as a sobering realization that your life’s purpose is to outfit yourself like a junior college backup mascot.
Charlie Got No Teefuses!
By Smaktakula Cretinous 24-Hour party person Charlie Sheen has managed to keep his winning smile throughout his myriad legal and personal woes. However, like so much else in Hollywood, it turns out that Sheen’s pearly whites are fakes, his toothy … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, News
Tagged bad teeth, Celebrity Death Watch, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen is a drugged-out wifebeater, Charlie Sheen Will Never Escape The Brat Pack's Terrible Event Horizon, delirium tremens, dentures, drugs, DTs, fellatio, gold digger, Kacey Jordan, Neil Armstrong, Polident, poor dental hygiene, porn stars, prostitution, Shane MacGowan, skanks, skonks, so sad, teefuses, wretched, you got a real purty mouth
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Could You Be An Asshole? Truckbawlz
By Smaktakula If you’ve got a swingin’ pair of nuts hanging pendulously from your trailer hitch, then you most definitely are.
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
Tagged big trucks, Cashew Dick, childish sexual innuendo, Could you be an asshole?, deez nuts, douchebaggery, hitch nuts, jackassery, little man's syndrome, loser, machismo, macho bullshit, object of ridicule, pitiable braggadocio, so sad, testicle tow hitch, testicles, tiny penis, white trash
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Wretched ‘Bachelorette’ Contestant Wishes He Had Just Said “I’m Prompt”
In a dark and slightly moist basement somewhere, Rolando “Cashew Dick” Negrin is jumping for joy. The TSA worker and his stunted penis have done their time in the barrel, and are now free to slink off into blessed anonymity. With a single request, “Shooter,” a contestant on … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Duh, General Foolishness, Humor, People, Reality Television, Relationships, Social Networking, Television
Tagged Cashew Dick, diarrhea of the mouth, early arrival, early finisher, humiliation on national TV, jackassery, laughingstock, loser, pathetic, premature ejaculation, Rolando Negrin, Shooter, Shooter McGavin, shut up you fool!, so sad, stop while you're ahead, The Bachelorette, TMI, wretched, your mother must be very proud
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TSA Worker’s Miniscule Manhood Now A Matter Of Public Record
Rolando’s inadequacies will now enjoy their 15 minutes. Continue reading
