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Headlines: Achtung, Maybe!
By Smaktakula In which we champion the twin virtues of indolence and illiteracy by commenting on the day’s headlines without knowing a thing about them. *** Help! I Caught My Landlord in a Compromising Position With His Dog. ~ And now I … Continue reading
Posted in History, Culture, Crime, Politics, Entertainment, Headlines
Tagged anti-semitism, marijuana, cannabis, Jews, reefer, weed, great white shark, sweet sweet cheeba, dope, hemp, grass, North Korea, Idaho, Obamacare, South Korea, Why am I so fat?, FDR, headlines, bad parents, death by gun, Teen Mom, Roger Ebert, Happy Days, police brutality, South Korea > North Korea, blond is beautiful motherfuckers!, ADHD, death by cop, Erin Moran, Aryans, Reichstag Fire, safe sex, Panda Express, illiteracy, indolence
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Puppy Killing: Why We’re Against It
By Smaktakula Typically, we choose not to take a firm stance on controversial issues, preferring to pepper our words with outrageous half-truths and innuendo, to a large degree obfuscating our actual intent, granting us an exculpatory escape hatch of credible–or … Continue reading
‘Lil Kim Adjusting To New Life In Witness Relocation Program
By Smaktakula Kim Jong-il, the once-feared despot of blighted hellhole North Korea, is said to be transitioning easily into his new life as a Compton, California liquor store owner. Although the blue-collar life might seem like a comedown from the … Continue reading
North Korea: Crazy For The Orympics
By Smaktakula You have to admire those plucky North Koreans. Starving, impoverished and confined to a backwater shithole that makes Yemen look like Westchester County, the North Koreans still manage to delude themselves with dreams as distorting of reality as … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Politics, Sport
Tagged 'Lil Kim, 2018, competitive eating, football, Golf, happiness, impoverished third-world backwater, impoverished third-world hellhole, incredible sporting achievements, Kim Il-sung, Kim Jong-il, North Korea, Olympics, places that suck, Soccer, South Korea, South Korea > North Korea, Westchester County, Yemen
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News Of The Duh: Hostile North Korea May Present Threat To Peace
The Leaders of Japan, South Korea and China held a summit recently to discuss North Korea’s unprovoked torpedo attack on the South Korean vessel, the Cheonan. Apparently, one objective of the summit was to determine whether North Korea’s action, which resulted … Continue reading
Posted in Asia, Culture, Duh, International Relations, Military, People, Politics, Relationships, World Affairs
Tagged appeasement, batshit crazy, Cheonan, China, comical despots, Japan, Kim Jong-il, Kim Jong-il is batshit crazy, News of the Duh, North Korea, So Ronery, South Korea, Team America: World Police, torpedo attack
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