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Osama’s Pakistani Whack Shack
Until recently, most people thought ’72 Black-Eyed Virgins’ was Osama bin Laden’s heavenly reward. Turns out, it’s also the title of his favorite film. Continue reading
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Get Off The Vote
By Smaktakula In Spain, a Socialist Catalonian Party commercial has plunged the highly-conservative country into a paroxysm of emotion which is steadily, agonizingly building toward an explosively satisfying zenith. The commercial depicts an attractive young lady so enamored of the … Continue reading
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