Tag Archives: Star Trek

Headlines 03.06.12

By Smaktakula In which we opine upon the headlines of the day without first reading the articles. *** Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine backs Rick Santorum ~ See Kids? A bacchanalian life of drug-fueled debauchery is not without its consequences. Although the pernicious effects of addiction … Continue reading

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The Magical World Of Make-Believe

By Smaktakula Among the time-honored rites of childhood is playing make-believe.  As murderous outlaw cowboys, fairy princesses, dauntless firefighters or myriad other fantastical and heroic roles, children push the boundaries of the possible before the realities of adulthood grind their … Continue reading

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Urinator: Rise Of The Mathematicians

By Smaktakula If brilliant dirty weirdo Grigori Perelman has taught us anything about the deliciously enigmatic lives of mathematicians, it is that they are brilliant, dirty and weird.  Some recent academic antics from California State University at Northridge handily corroborate … Continue reading

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Lazy Bastards Find New Reason To Rejoice

By Smaktakula Shiftless layabouts across the country are giddy with the news that unemployment benefits are likely to be extended. Senator Max Baucus of Montana cheered the passage of the extension, saying, “Inaction is not an option.”  We agree: nothing … Continue reading

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Nerds Demonstrate Some Value In Non-Technical Applications

It was San Diego’s darkest hour; America’s Finest City found herself in the grip of an unrelenting evil more insidious than any heretorfore felt in the fair city.gripped by a peril heretofore unimagined. Everywhere, harried citizens were paralyzed by a growing sense of doom: a small cadre of thugs, underlings of the odious Lord Gomorrah, had come to the city to share some of their vile asshattery. Who would champion St. Diego’s city against the scourge of such villainy? Continue reading

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