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The Magical World Of Make-Believe
By Smaktakula Among the time-honored rites of childhood is playing make-believe. As murderous outlaw cowboys, fairy princesses, dauntless firefighters or myriad other fantastical and heroic roles, children push the boundaries of the possible before the realities of adulthood grind their … Continue reading
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Tagged Avatar, comic books, cosplay, costumes, Dr. Who, drugs, fandom, Hellboy, Lara Croft, living in mom's basement, Lodi, make believe, Pokemon, pregoo porn, rites of childhood, Ron Jeremy, sexless adults, Star Trek, stupid shit little girls like, too fat to wear that, your mother must be very proud
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Urinator: Rise Of The Mathematicians
By Smaktakula If brilliant dirty weirdo Grigori Perelman has taught us anything about the deliciously enigmatic lives of mathematicians, it is that they are brilliant, dirty and weird. Some recent academic antics from California State University at Northridge handily corroborate … Continue reading
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Tagged academic, bad jokes, brilliant dirty weirdos, Cal State Northridge, California, Captain Kirk, Captain Picard, Dr. Grigori Perelman, formalism, immaturity, improper behavior, infinite sets, mathematicians, mathematics, misanthropes, New York, paraphilia, pee, PISS, pissed off, pranks, Professor Piss, revenge, Star Trek, Tihomir Petrov, urinating in public, urination as revenge, urine, urolangia, water sports
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Lazy Bastards Find New Reason To Rejoice
By Smaktakula Shiftless layabouts across the country are giddy with the news that unemployment benefits are likely to be extended. Senator Max Baucus of Montana cheered the passage of the extension, saying, “Inaction is not an option.” We agree: nothing … Continue reading
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Tagged dreamers, GET A JOB!, handouts, handsome devil, homoeroticism, inaction, job market, lazy bastards, lazy people, Max Baucus, Montana, on the county, shiftless layabouts, Star Trek, that trick never works, the dole, tough times, unemployed people, unemployment benefits, we're aware that unemployment benefits make life livable for hard-working families; try not to take everything we say quite so seriously
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