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Identity Of Guy Who Punched Obama Revealed
By Smaktakula By now you’ve heard how President Obama took an elbow in the mouth while playing a pickup basketball game, requiring twelve stitches. Although the White House did not initially reveal the identity of Obama’s assailant, later reports named … Continue reading →
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Tagged apologies to Josh Saviano, Barack Obama, Basketball, dorks, dweebs, elbow to the mouth, geeks, Josh Saviano, Marilyn Manson, Paul from Wonder Years is Marilyn Manson, Paul Pfeiffer, POTUS, Rey Decerega, stitches, The Wonder Years, United States of America, urban legends, weirdos
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