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Headlines 08.16.12
By Smaktakula In which we opine on the day’s headlines without first reading the stories. *** Amelia Earhart: Better feminist than pilot? ~ Let’s fucking hope so! Study: Rich, poor Americans increasingly likely to live in separate neighborhoods ~ Because in times … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Entertainment, History, News, Politics
Tagged Amelia Earhart, Atlanta Braves, Aurora Massacre, Big Pharma, Camaroon, China, cocaine, dope, drunken Irishmen, Facebook, free speech, gay people, Germany, grass, Handi Wipes, headlines, hemp, hippies, hookers, marijuana, places that suck, pot, reefer, Sikh Massacre, slavery, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Son of Sam, stoners, sweet sweet cheeba, weed, Why am I so fat?
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Idahopeless
By Smaktakula Some time ago, komonews.com ran a pictorial featuring the mugshots of smiling Idahoans. Promethean Times is pleased to present the best of this cavalcade of mongoloids, in some cases with a little of the backstory. Sometimes Celebrities Get Busted: ***
Posted in Crime, Culture, Stupidity
Tagged cannabis, dope, drugs, Idaho, Idahoans, jail, mugshots, places that suck, pot, stoners, sweet sweet cheeba, Why am I so stupid?, you got a real purty mouth
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Happy 4/20!
By Smaktakula Although most respectable folks are probably unaware of it, marijuana abusers have developed their own culture over the years. United by this culture, as well as their love for their brain-numbing herb, hemp-heads communicate with one another through … Continue reading
Worst. Lifeguards. Ever.
By Smaktakula There is something uniquely cathartic in the stories of those knuckle-dragging subhumans whose idiocy staggers belief, allowing us to bask in the knowledge that no matter how wretched we are or bereft entirely of common sense, there’s someone … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Stupidity
Tagged bloated floater, blueberry Thai, Brown Trout!, cannabis, death by drowning, Deliverance, dope, Fall River, grass, hemp, lifeguards, Marie Joseph, marijuana, Massachusetts, police, pot, Sean Connery, stoners, stupid people, sweet sweet cheeba, weed, Why am I so stupid?, you got a real purty mouth
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US Courts Join Forces With Wal-Mart To Kick Dying Man In The Nuts
By Smaktakula About a year ago, Wal-Mart was forced to fire cancer-ridden burnout Joseph Casias for flouting the retail giant’s strict drug policy. No one could have known that the stoner would fight so ferociously for the reefer or that … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, News
Tagged Cheech Marin, corporate douchebaggery, dope, grass, hemp, Joseph Casias, marijuana, medical marijuana, pot, reefer, stoners, sweet sweet cheeba, Wal-Mart, Walmart, weed
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Sweet Lady Meg
By Smaktakula In years past, degenerate types seeking a new high would have to work for it. Forced either to rely on the often-dubious advice of older siblings or else trust their luck to trial and error, this avenue of experimentation … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Drug Culture, Drugs, General Foolishness, National Events, Prison Culture
Tagged a date with Margaret, cheap thrills, dancing with Meg, druggies, drugs, drugs you didn't know were drugs, hallucinogens, hopheads, huffing, inhalants, instant gratification, legal drugs, Margaret, marijuana, Meg, megheads, nutmeg, psychoactive drugs, Robitoastin', Robitussin DM, spice rack highs, stoners, sweet lady meg, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, the Spice, trippin' balls, tripping, wastrels
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Driving With Tommy Chong Not Necessarily A Death Sentence
Promethean Times has long been regarded as the last of the truth-tellers, a lonely voice in the wilderness trumpeting to all who will hear it the nefarious doings of the Cannabis Mafia, as well as its dangerous and irresponsible dream of universal stonerdom. Shockingly, new data indicate that these media-savvy burnouts … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Drug Culture, Drugs, General Foolishness, Human Rights
Tagged burnouts, cannabis, Cannabis Mafia, demon weed, doobage, doobie-digging drivers, dope, driving, driving under the influence, drugs, DUI, grass, hemp, Kiefer Sutherland, LA Daily, legalize it, lonely voice in the wilderness, pot, reefer, shadowy agenda, smoke, stoned drivers, stoners, sweet sweet cheeba, Tommy Chong, universal stonerdom, weed
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